Howay

This weekend has sent them like it has with Arteta. Get used to it paedophile defenders as NUFC are just starting their climb to the top.

Aye it’s class, they just throw out that some rank average championship player is at the same level as a CL level player that’s being mentioned for England caps and expect it’s not ridiculed.

It’s a random weekend, they’ve not managed to get into the same league as us for going on a decade now (with zero hope of it happening imo) yet why not have a thread about derby games, complete with caveat of why it won’t matter when we eventually give them an almighty kicking.

Aaaaaaand the thread is hidden

Aye I really don’t get where that comes from, he’s a competitive prick on the pitch but there’s been nothing negative about him off it.

It’s balanced like you’d expect so far, we also paid £60m for him despite not a single report saying we paid that. The bloke who said he’s canny is sportswashed

So we’re now fixing games we’re not involved in? This benefits us because we’re competing with Liverpool but we’re also absolutely shit? Very confusing stuff.

Any reason they got an additional 2 minutes to the already absurd 8?

Imagine conceding to a bloke with that tashe. The meltdown from Klopp will be sensational here.

The best thing about Joelinton is he’s actually improving still. I thought he was sensational yesterday, his positioning keeps improving which is vital in CM and his growing confidence means he’s so assured on the ball. He also showed his versatility which allowed us to completely shift the team around when Willock etc come on. What a bloke.

I assume the first one listed was regarding Havertz attempted grevious bodily harm?

I know Bruno losing his cool isn’t ideal, but the funniest part about it is he constantly targeted Jorginho , the glancing elbow and shoulder barge were both on him - probably the softest and least offensive player in that midfield.

The Liverpool fans are of course trying to make this all about them. Arteta didn’t “support Klopp when he was right about VAR and tried to take action” nah he just complained the same as everyone fucking does when decisions don’t go their way.

There were no errors involving the goal though, the ball didn’t go out and Gordon wasn’t offside. If you want to debate the Gabriel incident fine but to me that wasn’t a foul, and overall people are split so it wasn’t an error.

Agreed, he can really grab the game by the neck at times which is a great aspect to his game. Even games where he’s not really heavily involved he stays as a constant threat due to his pace and eye for goal. 4 goals, 2 assists already this season so on track for double figure goals which would be impressive.

They didn’t even mention it here while Robbie Mustoe cried like Arteta over Bruno staying on the pitch and saying Joelinton clearly fouled Gabriel (soft as fuck imo, Gabriel consistently throws himself down, he had no chance on the ball and dived for me).

It’s what pundits fall back on but in the rules it’s a red, I’ve always found it a joke when pundits come out with that as it implies the only way it’s a red is if Longstaffs leg is broken. If Havertz had connected like he intended Longstaffs leg would have broke, his studs were planted and havertz would have made contact mid shin. Havertz is one of those players where I hope he’s one day on the receiving end of the type of tackles he throws in. The blokes an absolute cunt who intentionally goes in to hurt players. It was a clear red card, imo the ref knew he fucked it up which is why he started booking all our lot to quickly get it all over with rather than look indecisive.

I’ll tell you what was embarrassing- how they were time wasting in the fucking first half, and spent much of the second half throwing themselves onto the floor hoping to get free kicks. Men against boys.

Pathetic

They should have put this on the screen in the press room.

A fughin disgrace. Shut up captain Scarlett you fucking clown. The only disgrace is how long VAR looked at it.

Ruining the game by beating them, they didn’t lay a fucking glove on us all game. They can ram possession stats up their arse, they didn’t threaten. Their club, and others, have fought for years to rig the whole system in their favor so they cannot handle not just steam rolling sides. FFP and the CL money distribution are clear anti-competitive measures to keep the same sides at the top, so they’re all starting to panic now we’re not going away.

Aye I kept saying the exact same thing, I don’t understand why they were even looking at it: Offside position It is not an offence to be in an offside position. A player is in an offside position if: any part of the head, body or feet is in the opponents’ half (excluding the halfway line) and any part of the head, body or feet is nearer to the opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent