Howay

Aye he’s a scape goat. Been running into blind alleys and groups of players for 3 years, but he’s a scapegoat. He dwelled on the ball, go watch it yourself. I’m more than happy to say Joelinton has been crap recently too, I don’t just make up excuses for players performing poorly. My facts are fine, I’m just tired of seeing a player constantly fawned over for dribbling the ball around and doing fuck all. I’m also not going to boo, or send messages to the bloke, I’m just voicing my disagreement that he’s some quality player we should all fawn over and are lucky to be watching. Not sure what the Ukraine bits about.

good post

I’ve personally given up on ASM. He needs to give his head a wobble, people highlight the runs he makes but 90%+ of them go absolutely nowhere he just runs away from the rest of the team and generally refuses to pass the ball unless he absolutely has to (the pass he should have made to Bruno but then delayed being a glaring example). People are overly keen to give him credit as well, lots of bigging up his pass to Joelinton which eventually led to the pen it was fine and helped the move but come on man. I said in this thread at some point he will simply refuse to help the team keep the ball, and he did. He kept trying to go on mazy runs in the 85th+ minute losing the ball numerous times. People shrug it off when we go on to win but he did just that against Everton by dwelling on the ball instead of playing keep ball and it cost us. I think under Bruce his runs that went nowhere were a positive as we had nothing else whatsoever to be excited about. They were brief exciting moments in turgid games, whereas now we can build moves his runs often just break down play. Completely understand people have different opinion to me on this, but there’s this ridiculous narrative from the ASM fan club that anyone doubting him is an idiot and automatically wrong, they’ll throw out largely irrelevant stats like the amount of runs he goes on and when his lack of production is brought up it’s shrugged off as him being slightly off the boil, despite this being his most productive season in terms of goals and assists iirc. The way Howe plays, and wants to play, we are a better side without him imo.

I think the difference between them is while Wood did drag his feet a bit I’m expectation he’d have been tripped either way, Maddison very clearly stretched his leg towards Lascelles to make the contact. It was a Harry Kane dragged foot classic from Wood v a dive like Maddison’s imo. To balance it out the VAR decision to rule out our goal was borderline, they showed the frame before the one they drew the lines on and Bruno was comfortably on and there was no real difference in where Almiron was between either frame - personally feel if you have to start pulling out lines and scrutinizing to that degree you’re just looking to chalk the goal off and ignoring the room for error between fractional frames of when a ball was deemed kicked. Like you’ve said before though I’m not bothered, we’ve been fucking rinsed on pens all season so it’s about time we got one. The Fraser and Murphy ones against Man City and Chelsea were absolutely absurd.

Of course it was captain Harry the fucking fridge, off a shite shot from cocknose no less . Staggering how little Manchester United create when they have Sancho, Pogba, Ronaldo, etc playing.

Aye it’s that complete absurd refusal to have any objectivity that makes me laugh. Posts genuinely calling Bruno “that useless Brazilian” and “he’s average as fuck” in a game where he was an absolute Rolls Royce, the mackems that countered it (fair play to them) were either ignored or called mags. I’m all for taking the piss but how can you be arsed to sit down and pay attention to a match you have no stakes in other than hating one of the teams and just constantly slate the best player on the pitch? At that point you’re just making it seem like you genuinely don’t understand football. The one I’ve seen them doing is this “spent aahl that money and still playing (whatever player they hate at that time)”, we’ve had one transfer window with these owners . That’s their schtick though isn’t it, if it’s not immediately happening there’s no hope for anything in future no matter how blatant the signs.

No surprise it’s riddled with homophobic posts followed by “gerrin”. Like I said about the “have you ever noticed women can’t drive? Aye marra their brains just aren’t as developed as men it’s science marra” thread it’s like a fucking time warp that place.

I guess he was supposed to move out of Sa’s way

Some highlights from their thread solely about our match: kingkeane showing staggering levels of bitterness here. Calling by far the best player on the pitch and a current Brazil International average Of course, nothing to say so a lot of them jumped to their new go to. Some pedo jibes thrown around about Bruno, again maybe lay off this topic area lads? At least the thread titles have moved past ‘poo castle’ I suppose. I genuinely thought this was someone taking the piss, but it seems like he genuinely thinks this is how it works when we beat teams. There was also a lad who announced that the bottom half of the Premier League is shite, as everyone was moaning when we were all over Wolves, despite Wolves being in 8th. Another even said we’d need to spend hundreds of millions to finish in the top 10, despite currently being 3 points off 9th .

Managed to shoehorn class into there. Fairly sure a mackem top is required when anyone from Sunderland goes to the metro centre, or Newcastle Airport. Also, glad he added on a normal day as we all know lads fans save their Reg Vardy finest for special occasions. Like their nuptials to their sister, or taking the nippers out for their first pack of tabs. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/🇺🇦🇺🇦-al-qaeda-united-v-wolves-kick-off-2000-sky-sports-premier-leaguesky-sports-ultra-hd-🇺🇦🇺🇦.1575900/ Add Sky Sports in general to the list with Carragher, and Fender. Dan Goodman too, loves the mags and never has a good word to say about the mackems despite apparently being a popular player for them Imagine if we go on to win the league or something. It’ll be even sweeter knowing that rabble of racist huckles will be glued to their tv’s watching the entire thing absolutely fewmin.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jamie-carrascouse-….1575910/ Add Jamie Carragher to the list. He said something positive about Newcastle, which simply CANNOT be true. They’re even bringing up the thing about him spitting and going “they deserve each other” as if there’s some love fest going on the bloke was covering our game and said something positive about us ffs they need to get a grip like, they’re genuinely losing their minds over a pundit saying the most innocuous thing. Wondering what other totally rational things they’re saying? The Premier League is really shit quality now, nothing like when they played in it apparently. And a thread about lads fans living in Newcastle

Aye, outstanding job. All these people banging on about money spent, Wood has been mostly shite we’d have been better off if Wilson had been available so I think when people keep bringing that up it’s absurd. It’s the turnaround in players since he come in, like Emil Krafth actually looks competent now whereas I genuinely didn’t understand how he made it as a professional footballer under Bruce. We were miles better than the side who are 8th, and in good form, imagine how good we are going to be when he doesn’t have to play Wood, Almiron, etc.

But what if we lose every game and everyone below us wins every game?

They keep going on and on about ASM in the post match discussion here. Did they miss that he was absolutely fucking dreadful?

Glad Burnley won now btw. Off you pop Everton. Speaking of Everton Tim Howard looks gutted we won the bitter prick.

First Sam Fender and now avoiding relegation. Ant and Dec better not start a new TV show or there will be riots on the streets of Houghton

We ABSOLUTELY need 6 points from those two games. Burnley could win every game and overtake us still

Wolves were targeting him most the game mind, so maybe it was just to make sure he didn’t pick up a knock?

We’ve heard that before.

What a player Bruno is. Let’s never have that discussion about playing Shelvey or Willock over him again please.

He had both CM’s to pass too tbf. He just refuses to do so. We need to keep the ball and he’s a real problem when in these situations. He will continue to try and take players on in the 90th minute in his own half. Just fucking pass, keep the fucking ball.

Fucking hell, do they fancy reviewing the entire game before giving this pen? Maybe they can find an infraction somewhere so we don’t have to be given it.

We play worse as a team when he plays imo, he sometimes does something amazing which can win us a game but for the most time he’s either a passenger or breaking moves down/missing good chances. It was fine under Bruce, as if he ran into a blind alley but beat 3 players it was seen as positive, but now he’s just creating turnovers as he will have had options on that run.

Honestly man, time to drop ASM

They work but they’re utter shite. Wood legitimately watched a pass from Schar coming for 20 yards and still completely spooned the touch. Almiron plays like a long distance runner playing Sunday league. I’m sick of ASM at this point tbh. He’d rather run into blind alleys and groups of 5 players rather than pass.