The Fink!

I could have a go at the fact you've won fuck all since the war but that would be too easy. I could have a go at the fact that your stupid fans believe that the only way you will have success is if Keegan is at the helm but that would be too easy. I could have a go about the fact you are going to be sold to some Nigerians but once again too easy. I would rather point out that the only thing that is supposed to be good about your club (the fans) is a fabrication. I could have a go at the fact that your manager is on more money than 17 other managers in the premier league and your sitting rock bottom of the premiership but that would be too easy I could have a go at the fact that you spent more money in the transfer window than any other club but your sitting rock bottom of the premiership but that would be too easy I could have a go at the fact that you sacked a quality coach and replaced him with someone with dubious credentials to say the least and your sitting at rock bottom of the premiership I could have a go at the fact that your fans are even worse than Newcastle fans (and as a Newcatle fan for 24 years thats saying something) but your all fucking delusional cockney pricks who should fuck off and remain fucked off Point 1: We also recouped more money than any other club. Net spend...fuck all. Point 2: Jol: No major trophies Ramos: 2X Uefa, Copa del rey, super cup. Point 3: It seems the truth stings a bit. Point 1: Well If I was at a club that finished 5th 5th and then 11th and I hadn't spent anything netwise then I'd be worried because I'd be thinking well we've spent fuck all to improve on this 11th place position and other teams around us are spending money, so maybe we will drop in position?!?! And Sure enough spuds are in 20th im the premier league. One Lady Ramos is taking spuds for a ride and the sooner fans realise that is a step backwards and not forwards the better. Those fans who think a victory over a poor Newcastle team have obviously been sniffing glue. Ramos's overall record not just this season but last suggests he is a flop on the Christian Gross level

It's actually wine club like fight club, but without the fighting and with wine. If it was a school you would sit down and you would have scheduled breaks...

I could have a go at the fact you've won fuck all since the war but that would be too easy. I could have a go at the fact that your stupid fans believe that the only way you will have success is if Keegan is at the helm but that would be too easy. I could have a go about the fact you are going to be sold to some Nigerians but once again too easy. I would rather point out that the only thing that is supposed to be good about your club (the fans) is a fabrication. So - you are deluding yourself in regard to the fans ''delusions''? You have just won the milk cup and you still get 36'000, you have spent £70m and you are still bottom of the league? Small club,shit fans, always under Arsenal's shadow. Back under the rock, worm... I think we are singing from the same hymn sheet mate :-D

I could have a go at the fact you've won fuck all since the war but that would be too easy. I could have a go at the fact that your stupid fans believe that the only way you will have success is if Keegan is at the helm but that would be too easy. I could have a go about the fact you are going to be sold to some Nigerians but once again too easy. I would rather point out that the only thing that is supposed to be good about your club (the fans) is a fabrication. I could have a go at the fact that your manager is on more money than 17 other managers in the premier league and your sitting rock bottom of the premiership but that would be too easy I could have a go at the fact that you spent more money in the transfer window than any other club but your sitting rock bottom of the premiership but that would be too easy I could have a go at the fact that you sacked a quality coach and replaced him with someone with dubious credentials to say the least and your sitting at rock bottom of the premiership I could have a go at the fact that your fans are even worse than Newcastle fans (and as a Newcatle fan for 24 years thats saying something) but your all fucking delusional cockney pricks who should fuck off and remain fucked off

muppet White Hart Lane capacity - 36,244 St James' Park capacity - 52,387 Difference - 16,143 so basically we have to find an additional 16k fans to fill ours and we generally come close to it, even yesterday we managed 9k more than you ever will. What happened to the "toon army" fans that sold out week in and week out? When the going gets really tough the toon fans are nowhere to be found. Even if we do get relegated we will still sell out every week. Unlike your boys when you last had a stint in the second tier. Aye so you are a spurs fan then I tell you again fuck off you cockney prick

If there was a league for filling out a certain percentage of a ground then fair enough but when you've spent 70 million and your surrounded by dross and a Spaniard that reminds me for some reason of Fawlty Towers then FUCK YOU!!!

At the end of the day Keegan truely cares about this club (unlike messers Allardyce, Souness and Gullit) and even though he may not be the best tactically there is nobody that comes close to motivating players like Keegan. The article basically makes out that Keegans "second coming" turned out to be a terrible appointment but 97% of people know that statistics are made up. Keegan is the only manager that the fans will ever be willing to give the time to turn the club around. If we appointed anyone but Keegan the majority of fans would be on their back if results didn't pick up after a handful of games but Keegan will be given the full support by the fans if he is reappointed and given the time he needs to turn the club around. Anyone else will just be hounded out like all the others...

They've got a few problems. For a start they've decided to sell half the squad and sign a group of random players, so by the time they realise who everyone is and play to their strengths they'll be so far out of contention in everything it'll be laughable. They should've made one or two quality additions to their squad instead of wholesale changes which never works. Secondly their goalkeeper is not as good as everyone makes out. They sold Robinson who fair enough is a confidence player, but this Gomez is like the bad old David James he'll make five world class saves and then two very basic mistakes. He's so inconsistent and fans will be thinking how many points is he going to cost us nevermind make us over the course of a season. And as for Ramos well his team selections are up there with Big Sam. Chops and changes far too many players every game and plays people in the most questionable positions. If I was earning the amount of money that he earns a year I'd be laughing my cock off all the way to the bank because his decisions are just farcical at times.

Keegan should release a statement saying he's fearful of going to St. James Park with his family as he's been advised by the mirror that Llambias will try and assault him

I dunno as long as it's not hosted in Nigeria I'm sure they'll get a few toon fans in support

I hope they'll put buses on then when Ashley moves the club to Morpeth....

I think he'll return, but with the current regime still in charge for the foreseeable future I can only see him turning up in an urn....

Could have been worse, could have been Redknapp and El Tel. At least if it was Redknapp and El Tel you could bet your bottom dollar that the squad would be about 5 to 10 players better off at this moment in time

There was never going to be a way back for Ashley though he's made some monumentally bad decisions mainly in appointing Wise, failing to back Keegan in the transfer window and not dealing with the Keegan issue personally. I know he's never owned a football club before, but he got the wrong people in to run it for him and thats cost him big time

Exactly! Someone should put him in touch with the carphone warehouse