Taylor27

Text speak = two day ban. 116424[/snapback] Whoops, just realised this isn't N-O. ......think of something funny quick........... *BURP* (works in the Simpsons)

Text speak = two day ban.

Yes, giggling is bad for your health, my posts allow the laughter to open out, reducing the strain on your heart.

I think you may need to look up the definition of wind ups mate.

We could team-up with you and Gemmill the huckle brothers, go on tour. To me to you, me to you and all that. 116380[/snapback] That's been funny the last five or six times you've posted it. 116386[/snapback] GREAT POST. 116394[/snapback] Good title for your book 116400[/snapback] Claudius Reincarnated?

WHICH BASTARD DELETED MY POST? C**T! 116388[/snapback] and mine? 116396[/snapback] Wouldn't get this on N.O like. 116398[/snapback] To be fair, thats a lie, happenned yesterday, someone locked a thread because I accidentally sent two winks to NSG, forgetting I'd done the first wink first, and NSG replied with three winks, so I had to reply with four. Justthought I'd keep you up to date for while you've been away.

WHICH BASTARD DELETED MY POST? C**T! 116388[/snapback] and mine?

We dont have to share the Tour Bus do we?

this kidda really has no comedy timing has he? 116357[/snapback] Exit stage left.

Stop prattling on man and give us a fucking clue will ya. 116344[/snapback] Guus Hiddink. I've heard the same too.

Too much tbh.

Restated Taylor27, take your NUFC related opinion elsewhere because this isn't a forum for NUFC fans to discuss NUFC issues, topics or opinion. Now FUCK OFF back to the kidies forum with the other muppets! Anyway, this whole O'Neillwankathon by anal is a smokescreen. For I understand Freddy Shepherd is working hard behind the scenes to bring in Ottmar Hitzfeld, and a source close to the German revealed to me exclusively that he knows all about Newcastle United and the amazing Toon Army and is more than interested in the vacant United job. 116325[/snapback] Aye, had already posted this on N-O, just thought I'd see if people on this forum can cope with there being more than one sentence in a thread.

Not up to me to decide, just like it wasn't on N-O.

It is all just ironic really tbh

Beat me to it. 116278[/snapback] OK, my next thread will be the sort of thread that everyone likes.

In my opinion, Oliver wants O'Neill, and has placed all his bets on the new manager being O'Neill, and is therefore getting a bit desperate about the whole situation and is know trying to force Shepherds hand. Yesterday, Oliver claimed that McClaren had been appointed as England boss, meaning Shepherd does not have to wait on Englands decision before going for O'Neill. Why McClaren? Because Curbishley is plan B in Oliver's eyes, and it is clear that Oliver doesn't rate Allardyce. Today, he is reporting that Fulham are after O'Neill, this time, I reckon that he is trying to panic Shepherd into not waiting for another name to become available and risk losing out on one of his options. (He is not only individually putting pressure on Shepherd, with these reports, he obviously hopes that the fans start telling him to hurry up with O'Neill.) Also, he is now talking about Plan B's when before, O'Neill was a nailed on cert. Oliver has probably been made uneasy by the 'shortlist of some of the biggest names across Europe' claim by Shepherd this weekend, and this would explain the reason for the change in stance. As far as I can see, Oliver does not have a clue as to who the new manager is, and is starting to realise that he doesn't know Shepherd as well as he thought he did. Shepherd has shown with previous managerial appointments and sackings that he keeps his cards close to his chest, and since he has been chairman, only the Robson appointment was expected. Though as far as I can see, the probability an appointment of O'Neill reduces with each day that passes, and if he is not appointed by the end of next week, I would say that it is very unlikely that O'Neill will takeover as Newcastle United manager.

Make them sit on a whoopee cushion? You prankster. 115729[/snapback] There are better methods. And yes, after I make them look foolish, I will pity them.

if it happens, it is a Taylor27 excusive on Newcastle-Online, if it doesn't, it is a Toontastic exclusive.

Real Madrid are going to offer Woody to Spurs on loan apparently as part of the Micheal Dawson deal.

at least Shearer isn't modelling it.

1. How do you know he wasn't there, do you scrutinise everyone who gets inside SJP? 2. What the fuck are you gonna do about it if someone has made it up? 115085[/snapback] 1. Yes 2. I'm gonna make them look foolish.

Boumsong is a good player, and I believe that next season, if given the chance, he will prove it.

Generally normal humans ask them in their head, then reply in their head, normally like they dont sit down with themselves and document it in the form of a formal interview on a website. Headlining it under the guise of an interview with an independant interviewer (laughs) 114655[/snapback] Some literary classics have adopted that form. 114659[/snapback] Name one. 114661[/snapback] I, Claudius 114666[/snapback] Not true, but funny. 114669[/snapback] Well he does to some extent, it is mostly prose, but often he will ask himself a question or start talking to himself before giving a response.

Generally normal humans ask them in their head, then reply in their head, normally like they dont sit down with themselves and document it in the form of a formal interview on a website. Headlining it under the guise of an interview with an independant interviewer (laughs) 114655[/snapback] Some literary classics have adopted that form. 114659[/snapback] Name one. 114661[/snapback] I, Claudius

Generally normal humans ask them in their head, then reply in their head, normally like they dont sit down with themselves and document it in the form of a formal interview on a website. Headlining it under the guise of an interview with an independant interviewer (laughs) 114655[/snapback] Some literary classics have adopted that form.