Jill

Get rinsed Jill - your tastebuds are a fucking disgrace! God HELP anyone who opens a packet of those rancid pickled onion monster munch near me. Oh and 2J.. now howay, we all know I've never been much of a lady.

Fucking rank. FACT!

I had the free one 6 years ago then jacked it in. Still never had any more since..

Mackems away a few years ago, when Solano scored a pen and we won 1-0. I was sat in their end and would've been a lot more scared if my mam's partner (a mackem) hadn't been a few seats along, keeping an eye on me. Legged it right at the end when they had a goal disallowed and me and my mate forgot to keep quiet and burst out laughing. I'd do it again like.

Friday is my busiest day at work so 2 cans of red bull.

Carton of apple juice.

New Oasis album. Need to brush up for going to see them.

If only I'd known.. I live near Heaton Road AND I have a disabled parking space outside that nobody uses.

Strongbow & black again. I did housework before though, so I've earned it.

I'm going to Dublin at the end of the month for a weekend. Been a couple of times before. Mostly just to chill, wander round and have a few drinks. Didn't really do a lot of touristy things.. I did enjoy Dublin Zoo though.

Happy birthday

I really enjoyed it, the whole thing was amazing. My time was 2 hours, 10 minutes and 36 seconds which I'm pretty pleased with to be honest! Well done Greg. I'm actually seriously considering doing it next year. I've been wanting to go for a run the last few weekday mornings before work. I think there's something wrong with me.

We're just here to help Jill, here to help Oh what would I do without your help.

Now come on, we both know the chat room has been better than the football in recent times.

Time for another Strongbow & black before the match.. I think this thread is going to chronicle my growing drink habit.

Albert Kirkey tried to do this speech for me the other month cos I'd never heard it .. NOW I get what he meant.

Just gonna pour one now, thirsty work watching the Great North Run.

Rise Against - Injection

A pint of Robinsons orange & mango. I've got my eye on a Strongbow, but I think it's still a bit early.

PS3 (God I'm well trained) Glad to hear you're seeing things in more of a positive light.

He's like a little kid who overhears the big boys talking then can't wait to tell everyone what they were saying to try and look cool..

Champion, already sorted for seeing them in November so this'll go down a treat.

Congratulations dude (and Toonraider)

Giz the details and I'll knock up a letter before action on solicitors letterhead for you.