Jill

at 2J gradually imploding.

Agree about 2001: A Space Odyssey The Beatles. In general. There's about 5 of their songs I like, the rest.. nope.

Jurassic Park is one of my favourite films ever. RIP.

Happy birthday

Like a wine club.... IT'S A SCHOOL! The second episode of this was alright..

I watched it as it's usually the sort of pathetic thing I'd like. Good idea, but I thought it was canny crap, and I can't really see how they're going to drag it out for the rest of the week and keep people interested.

Hope you can sort it out.

Aye a new for old policy, Just been out to the shed and they took my mountain bike too. Our upstairs neighbour had his bike pinched recently as our (shared) back gate has died. Never knew they were so popular still Shame that like Jimbo

No need for that like. Toontastic lynching anyone?

I actually did not know it was that time of year. Fanks Cath.

I also thought that when you said pennies it said penises! Good thing I never listed all the porn sites I go on then.

I wish I had that much time on my hands...

Hotmail for emails BBC for news/sport Facebook for banter/stalking Nucastle.co.uk, a clubbing msg board where loads of old mates still post Wikipedia for looking up random things HSBC to check my pennies Listverse.com to satisfy my list-a-day habit

Yeah I feel sick at the thought already. Usually I drink through it on derby day, but I'm watching the match in my sister's pub so I'll have to behave in case I need any bar shifts over Christmas.

Happy birthday pud

Hmm I think I've found my new career. I'd be fucking great at that.

[REC] Thought it was alright, I quite like that sort of format for a film. It was made much scarier though by the fact that my upstairs neighbour was making some creepy noises throughout.

Cracking tackle like. Hope we won't let this one go without a strong fight. Good to see Poll proving himself to be as retarded as always..

Happy birthday.

That's a compulsive disorder you have!! Was it Hugh Heffner or Donald Trump (some multi billionaire) who had the same fixation?? A few jorms. hmmfff. There's some right fuckin' tramps in my office, they have no shame about not washing their hands after a piss. As IF I'm going to let my health suffer. Jill? With OCD? Surely not! Fuck off you.

Andy Carroll is one of my Facebook friends, as is Alan O'Brien. Martin Brittain was too but he deleted me. Oh and just to trot out an old favourite.. my auntie married and divorced Jackie Milburn's son before I was born.

Get rinsed Jill - your tastebuds are a fucking disgrace! God HELP anyone who opens a packet of those rancid pickled onion monster munch near me. I'm sensing a dare here... Need someone with access to the filing cabinet in Jill's office... and a costco supply of pickled onion monster munch. Do it and I'll break your face.

Mmmmmmm rola colas.

That's a compulsive disorder you have!! Was it Hugh Heffner or Donald Trump (some multi billionaire) who had the same fixation?? A few jorms. hmmfff. There's some right fuckin' tramps in my office, they have no shame about not washing their hands after a piss. As IF I'm going to let my health suffer.

This is why I keep Milton hand gel on my desk at work.