Jill

I love Jeff Stelling.

Bothered? I'd cancel the action for a drawing of a tiger. What about a Liger? It's pretty much my favourite animal. Is it racist to say those half and half animals freak me out?

Bothered? I'd cancel the action for a drawing of a tiger.

I repossess peoples houses and no one's ever sent me a spider.

There's one 37 yards from me. Might camp outside his in case someone sends pizzas round.

Free app that allows you to use your PC as a media server. You install it on your computer and it pops up on your PS3 menu and you can access media files on you computer and play them through your TV. So downloaded TV shows/movies/music etc. Good tip, Tversity is class, just got it working all on my own (which proves it must be incredibly straightforward).

Happy birthday pet

Got tickets for the Friday in Newcastle. Gradually looking forward to it less and less though, it shoulds shit.

Knowing NUFC, we'll do what we did last season, play our fucking hearts out, deserve something and narrowly walk away with fuck all Always the same - the teams we should beat, we never do. It's only when we get to play one of the teams who should cream us do we actually start playing as a team - it's frustrating as fuck. Werd. I've given up trying to predict how the next game will go..

Only because my mam told me I couldn't ruin everyone else's weekend if I'd had a shit day.

Hmm I can't remember my other "useful" Swedish phrases properly... Bjuder du?

Hej snygging. Or something like that anyway....

Forgot to mention the A Team.

Happy birthday

Damn, if I'd known you were in quiz mode I would've given you a music round to do! Had to do one for work last night, far too much of a chew on having to cater for everyone (we're not allowed to make clients look thick..)

Not necessarily a fat one btw.

Not to that fat lass still? A different one.

Same, just with slightly different figures in the first column. Don't like the look of any of them.. including Newcastle.

No, engaged.

I still speak to him occasionally. He's the same as ever.

I did work experience there too. For one day anyway, the rest of it was in the piss testing bit. How did it taste? Like Fosters.

I did work experience there too. For one day anyway, the rest of it was in the piss testing bit.

Sad news. Good luck to him.

Oh dear, I'll have to hold my fat tummy in, don't want to confuse Paddy by having an additional lass present and creating some form of faux pas. I'm in, not sure about the curry just yet though. I don't believe you've ever had a fat tummy in your life! It's gradually growing outwards since I hit 23.

Oh dear, I'll have to hold my fat tummy in, don't want to confuse Paddy by having an additional lass present and creating some form of faux pas. I'm in, not sure about the curry just yet though.