Jill

Good Just got a payrise at work and finally an acknowledgement of all the shit I've shovelled this year (mainly doing the jobs of 3 people) Hit the 3 year mark (and also 1 year living together) with the Mr, with very few problems, and feeling very happy and settled Bad Grandma died in October while I was away on holiday, so no chance to say goodbye as my dad kindly only informed me her condition had deterioted the night before I was due to fly On the whole, still not enjoying my job a great deal, and having a bit of a crisis as to what I want to do Money problems (I spend too much) Not the best year, but certainly could have been worse.

Wor lad went today and said the same. A shelf full of Ben Hur for £3 was the highlight..

Watching that shite yesterday plus a few pints was evidently enough for me as I slept for about 13 hours. Usually listening to the radio or music does the trick for me.

Nah, we'd all have to be postmen to deal with the volume of deliveries. I've never seen a fat postman. Use to have this right fat lass that delivered parcels. Ginger as well. PostWOMEN have to be big fat rugby player types or they can't lift a full bag. I know a big butch lesbian who's a postwoman, just to confirm the stereotype. At my old work building we were on the 1st floor and the postman was massive, there was no lift and he was always dripping with sweat and having a borderline asthma attack by the time he reached us, absolutely minging.

Merry Christmas all. I'm currently waiting for Santa to wake up and wrap my presents so I can open them.

Your round at Wigan then missus. Spent it all on presents. To demonstrate my generosity I will buy you a £5 bottle of water from a service station.

Have a good one.

I got a 10% pay rise and a bonus. But then I work in repossession sales so we're busier than ever..

Noooooo it's "why did the pie stand on the corner?" "Because it was meatin' potato" Get it right

I'm really looking forward to this. Still reckon it'll be a shite result, I have a crap away record (sorry in advance).

He's boring, miserable, Scottish and has a face that comes with free garlic bread. And he's not Jimmy. He's the polar opposite of MVB.

It's not something I follow so when we ended up watching it last night I was full of the usual "what's he doing that for?" sort of questions.. there was no explanation for some of the questions I asked about why they were missing shots even I could pot.

Worth a mention IMO Cheers for the RAWK one, been trying to get a post on for days but for some reason I seem unable to create threads and couldnt find an admin account to PM! Do me a favour and ask one of them to take a neb at it for me : I had the same issues - think they've got a thing setup whereby you have to contribute to so many threads before you can create a new one. The link is here: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=234343.0 Aye cheers been on and replied. Me too. Keep forgetting I'm registered on there. Really looking forward to this now. I'm reading 'Farewell but not Goodbye' at the minute and thoroughly enjoying it.

Joy Division - Digital

Happy birthday

Hmm, I was going to ask this a while ago, but then realised I had no money so got some £3 trainers from Asda George and my feet got blistered to fuck... .... which is the real reason I only went jogging twice.. honest.

I've all but given up buying decent presents for people, I just buy shite now. My mam is quite awkward, and the one year she wanted something really simple - a black cardigan - could I fuck find a decent one.

Ugh, I'm already having cold sweats at the thought of the super-grim wine which will be passed round work on Christmas Eve.

Press the start button and go to "clubs" and search for Toontastic.net, its tag is nufc, search for either and it should come back. Can't find it. Oh, got it. The Mr has applied to join..

Press the start button and go to "clubs" and search for Toontastic.net, its tag is nufc, search for either and it should come back. Can't find it.

Hahahahahahahah... I'm fucked.

And you bought EDS, you buggers. They used to be our customer. And now EDS are laying people off.

In fairness it can't be that difficult to think of songs for Owen since 'Michael Owen' and 'Alan Shearer' are the same syllable-wise, and we did alright for Al, so with a bit of modification anything along those lines works. Same old Owen, always scoring.... would be a start. Though that said, I sit in Milburn L7 so being allowed so anything would be a start

That seemed complex.. I was about to say that mine does that sometimes but if I button bash (especially enter) it comes back on. Glad I kept my nose out now.

"Lynn, it's hotter than the sun!"