Jill

For a while I wanted to buy, but I've been put right off. Working in selling repossessed properties is scary stuff, most of the places I sell were only bought in 2007 and I'm completing the sales already. Only buy if you're 100% sure you can afford it. As a side note, I fucking hate shared ownership properties because they're a bugger to sell. Can't imagine that would bother you though.

How awful

On the subject of season tickets, can anyone remember which year it was that they had that amnesty where they let you change the name on your season ticket if it was in somebody else's name? Just been trying to work out where the fuck I've got 30 loyalty points from and was surprised to see I'd apparently been to Spurs and West Ham years ago, amongst others.

We turned up to his book signing at WH Smith and tried to have a bit crack on with him but he was having none of it. Wor lad wanted him to sign a copy of his book 'From one Michael to another' in the manner of David Brent but he wouldn't, the bastard.

Some of those are cracking mind. Next time my mam's getting on my nerves I'll shove her in front of these for a bit.

Happy birthday Cath. Hope it's a good one.

What he said.

My sister's boyfriend's dad was asked to drum in Black Sabbath. He turned it down because he thought it'd be a waste of time as they wouldn't get anywhere.

My auntie married & divorced Jackie Milburn's son.. before I was born. I'm sure I have a few more, but I honestly can't remember them, which is probably an indication of how shite they are.

I've woken up in a confident mood so I've put a few quid on 2-0 to us. No doubt a few hours in the pub pre-match will knock all the positive vibes out of me though.

Happy birthday dude.

I hate Monday night games myself, and I work in town so it's not exactly inconvenient, so I feel shit for those that have to travel and are now going to miss out.

:D

Don't like nuts. Crisps - McCoys or Walkers, anything but cheese & onion.

Just had a text off wor lad whinging about this. Fucking EDS.

Hmm, too open a question. Pint - Strongbow & black Spirit - Vodka & lemonade (double, no ice/lemon) Wine - Dry white Shot - Sambuca Nightcap - Baileys

I get the 8.25/8.30am bus from Chillingham Road to town for a 9.00am start at work. Finish at 5.00pm and the metro usually gets me home for about 5.30pm. Can't be arsed with the bus on the way home as the traffic is usually a pain.

I'm not normally one for getting irritated by articles but fuck me, this has wound me up. Fat prick. I'd rather they went back to saying nothing.

I'm healthy, though the weight was a bit of a guess as I haven't weighed myself for a while.

I've just passed the Wine & Spirit Education Trust Level 2 Intermediate Certificate in Wines & Spirits. Question: do I now do the Advanced Certificate, or is that really dorky?

Going to skip breakfast and have soup for lunch. Forgot to buy any fresh orange juice though.

Congratulations, that's lovely news.

I was christened as a baby and went to a C of E school, but I'm an atheist.

Ha, 5 mins after posting this my cousin rang and asked if I wanted a lift.... so I'm now tucked up warm at home, having sacked off all important work completely.

Bastards, been told we can leave work early but I've got something urgent to do which has to happen today.. and I'm waiting for stuff from someone else in order to be able to do it, which will no doubt turn up at about 4.55... Aaarggh!