Jill

I'll have to remember that one.

My lad's brother has been a chef there for a while. Never even got round to getting there for a free meal and now as Greg said it's shutting down. Must find out where he ends up working next, actually..

Always stuck by this and still had the occasional takeaway etc while I've been cutting down but I made the mistake of mentioning it to someone at work who's decided to start dieting and going to Slimming World. 2 days into her diet and she's eating a Mars Bar. I point it out (jokingly) and she retorts "WELL YOU SAID YOU HAD TO TREAT YOURSELF AS WELL" I didn't mean 2 fucking days in when you've not done any exercise or owt.

The northern ones. The woman's voice is class, she sounds permanently surprised.

Watched it, it was absolute quality. Watching those monsters shamble around that park and then clinging onto the rope above the pool. I'm absolutely lacing the gym btw. Upping it to 5 times a week this week. Ripped. Their faces at that point. Love how they all blatantly expected to lose another stone or something as well.

Looks like he's got those fake legs that amputees get.

No worries. Quite pleased your post reminded me I had something to sell!

I just plucked the first figure out of thin air. Happy to stick with that if Besty wants to, but I'd rather hear either way so I can stick it on ebay if necessary. Bit pointless now anyway like as I get paid on Wednesday so it was just to tide me over until then.

One of mine fell off years ago after I dropped a bowling ball on it, it turned black and stayed for a bit then when it fell off there was already a thin one underneath. Do you want that PS2 or not btw?

I think lasses are meant to like this, but I hate it. "Are you going out anywhere tonight?" "Are you going anywhere nice on holiday?" etc. Just cut my fucking hair man!! luckily my hairdresser knows not to talk to me ,unlike the unfortunate "new" one that washes your hair, she soon got the message That's another thing I hate actually - the number of members of staff they always have. Last time I went one lass greeted me as I came in, another took my coat & got me a drink, another washed my hair and eventually someone else cut my hair. Overkill ffs. I'm probably just bitter as the one time I had a decent holiday coming up they didn't ask!

I think lasses are meant to like this, but I hate it. "Are you going out anywhere tonight?" "Are you going anywhere nice on holiday?" etc. Just cut my fucking hair man!!

I've eaten there a few times but only for work Christmas parties so it was mass produced shite. I've heard good things about some of their meals albeit that was from someone who used to work as a chef there.

I'm already a fan of that Biggest Loser thing, funny as. I've caught a few episodes of the American version but never watched a full series so definitely going to watch this one. Those sorts of shows have me just about screaming at the TV when the fatties start making excuses or not bothering.

Lou's dad was class.

I was a swot who never said owt unless asked until 6th form when the classes were smaller and I had a bit more confidence so I got a bit lippy.

My BMI is normal. I was overweight last time I worked it out.

Got mine from my mam's yesterday. It's in good shape (hardly used tbh), one controller, memory card (not sure how big off the top of my head) and 3 games: PES 4 & 6 and WWE Smackdown v Raw 2007 I'd prefer to take £30 for it if possible as I'm fucking skint and need the money! Drop me a PM if you want it.

Happy birthdays.

I like the idea of that because I love bananas, but the minute they're mashed they just become horrible. Never really been bothered by 'nice' breakfasts, I don't mind a bacon sandwich but I'm not a fan of fry ups etc. Rather have something fairly straightforward like toast or cereal just to get some food in me. I basically try and do what Holden says above though I don't really eat 'whatever I want' as I do try and think of healthy options that wouldn't necessarily be my first choice. Definitely agree about snacking though, getting into the habit of having fruit as a snack instead of biscuits, crisps & cake has done me a lot of good.

A little while ago I had some wholemeal toast with Flora Light. Highly exciting stuff.

We got Celebrations, which I'm not a fan of, and 2 lots of Milk Tray. Thankfully Himself loves his chocolate and only dislikes the orange & strawberry creams, which happily are the only ones I'm interested in. My waistline 1-0 His.

Amen, despise those twats. The thing is the same type of person who loves KOL will love them too you've got that pathetic the neets ganna be a canny neet in me head now That song makes me want to go mental and hurt people. There's a stupid bint at work always sings it and I always want to throw my computer screen to make her shut the fuck up. The only thing stopping me is it's one of those cushy flatscreen numbers, wouldn't do anywhere near as damage as an absolutely massive old school monitor so I might still hear a peep once I've slammed it into her face.

It saddens me that I now look forward to the gym on a Friday night instead of a few pints.

That's a Chicken Cordon Bleu btw Fucking Tesco and their crap products.