Jill

locally known as Haddaway n Shite... 136392[/snapback] Accurate an'all like.. managed to sod up my mam's divorce, transfer of equity and will all in one go.. Still haven't put it right either.. Of the ones listed would recommend Kidd & Spoor, worked with them loads and always nice and easy to deal with.

It was pissing it down to be honest thou...all thou I still wore mine in town 136377[/snapback] Soopafan. The decorations on Grey's Monument, the Theatre Royal etc were majorly cringeworthy. Is it actually someone's job to think up this shit?

Anything with the opening line "Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades" is awesome..

My mam insisted on having a barbecue yesterday in the pissing rain.. had a fucking gazebo and everything.. bad.

That black and white day last week was fucking stupid.. I saw loads of people in black & white on the day of the testimonial but the next day on the supposed 'black & white' day everyone had clearly put their shirt in the wash as I saw about two people wearing black and white..

Incidentally out of those listed in the Ronnie, stay well away from Ward Hadaway, big name but they're fucking shite.

Shhhhhhhhh you're taking business away from my lot!

I haven't bothered yet but then again I have nothing to lose.. get a free will from work though.

Think I let down the side for the lasses this morning.. I didn't get out of bed until 12.30...

Aye, count me in. It's about time I started being a bit more sociable.

Teenage Fanclub - Start Again

Kris Kristofferson - Just the Other Side of Nowhere

Empty net. Liverpool are right flukey twats though, I hate them. Although they would've just been another shit team to win something since we last did, I though West Ham played really well and deserved to win. Really entertaining game though.

The gym and college work for me this weekend - highly exciting stuff.

It was a good laugh (if only for the chance to boo Fat Fred), just so tacky and embarrassingly staged.

Celtic were screwed worse than Bret Hart in Montreal...

That singing was shite, especially the song at the end which went on far too long. Nicely cheesy though.

Haha this sounds shit, I don't even know why I'm going - I hate cheesetastic things like this. I'll go, watch the match then go home.. can't be chewed staying seated for some bent presentations etc.

The version I heard was hard cheese, sour grapes and tough shit.

You just said that in the first place because it's SUCH an awesome day.

One of my best mates lives on the street just behind that. Unfortunately I think I panicked her because I texted her and mentioned it, assuming she was home pretending to work (damn students) but in fact she was out and had no idea so got really worried.

Who's your ISP? A few of my mates get that sometimes, all are on AOL I think, and someone said it was to do with the internet connection rather than MSN or your PC specifically. Could be talking shite as usual though.

That amnesty ruled.. meant I got my ticket in my name.

LOVE that song... I want that played at my funeral.. as long as it's the version with Nelson, Kristofferson & Jennings all involved. Eric Clapton - Blue Eyes Blue

The DJ is a tit though, we know that. He basically plays crap music or the most patronising of music ie anything that is football/nufc or geordie related as he thinks all toon fans will lap that up and have no taste in music whatsoever. And of couyrse at every single match he plays the bloody new radicals song at least once and has done since it came out!!! Though strangely today i'm sure i heard BB King, i definately heard ACDC and the Stones so he may be a tit but somehow somebody has got some decent records in amongst his usual shite. 133065[/snapback] I've missed your dj-related rants. Agree though. 133099[/snapback] I think he beat me into submission, helped by Souness giving me so very many other reasons to be pissed off that shite music was way down the list! 133104[/snapback] Good to know we're back to normal then. Still on for the lynch mob? We've given the wanker farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too much time.