Jill

alcohol in house..?????? ergo neck it and go for it !! Bottle of vodka .. only diet coke though to mix (I'm a lemonade girl) so really my mam has let me down - though she did get some microwave burgers in so all is not lost.

I'm playing oot tonight for the first time in a while. Went to my dad's and no one was up for getting mortal so have come home and still no one is so... on my own

Try this instead if you feel like going in goal...... I'm allergic to them What about these then? Already got them. GOD MEN, THEY KNOW NOTHING.

Try this instead if you feel like going in goal...... I'm allergic to them

I will always hate Man Utd, Liverpool and Spurs the most but the likes of Bolton could soon catch up.

I always used to wear Umbro boots. Not that that counts because I'm a girl and therefore can't play football.

The stands.

Tbh I wrote off our game from the start and spent most of the first half watching Gary Speed on A Question of Sport instead. Really didn't expect much from the game.

Happy Christmas all. My dinner is nearly ready.. smells fucking lush..

What a massive legend, we were just talking about him at the pub last night as well - at Madame Tussauds in Amsterdam my boyfriend took his photo with James Brown and one of his mates was thick enough to believe it was actually James Brown. Cancel Christmas.

That's awful Jody - really sorry to hear it. All the best everyone.

Can't believe this is the biggest wine glass I can find. Oh well, pub in a little while once I work up the courage to go out into the cold for the 20 min walk.

Hmmm I think I'm probably staying in now. I couldn't be arsed to do the organising this year and apparently it seems no one else can either so I'm probably not going to bother.

Loafing around, wrapping presents then a mini piss up later, somewhere local but venue as yet undecided.

Getting a lush ring off my mam, few bits of clothes and shoes off others though I haven't really asked for much so I'm hoping people will take a hint and just give me ££ rather than a token present.

My dad must've ended up with about 8 of those monstrosities from his OWN BROTHER. Eventually one year he snapped and pointed out that they were completely shit and each one had been used as scrap since he got it.

Geddin.. Just when I was set for a hideous afternoon with absolute shitloads to do before 5pm, my supervisor (who has the day off) has just rang to say she's coming in to help out.. Legend. Mind if she doesn't turn up within the next hour or so I'll know she's been really mean and had me on.

You only turned 21 this year? Yes... how old did you think I was?

Paris, Amsterdam, Prague, V Festival, turning 21.

Good 'cause I've recorded it on Sky Plus.

Deja Vu. Not bad, though I was really tired so kept falling asleep and missing bits so I found it a bit hard to follow.

Couldn't find it on my computer, still had it saved in some webspace though from ages ago. Matty -

You can see his nipples! NSFW tbh. Time to trawl out an old avatar then...

LEDGE. Hubba.

Happy Birthday all.