Woodgate27

I haven't been around these traps for what seems like years but from what I remember you lads were always fairly informative.... Anyway I will finally be making the journey to the UK in early January from a one month holiday and Newcastle is part of the itinerary, specifically the West Brom match on the 18th. So just a couple of questions: - good place to stay for a couple of nights? - nightspots, I'm a professional drinker... - tickets for the match, will it be possible through a public sale? If not, how will I go about geting a couple? - obviously things to see and do in town? I'm really looking forward to it, been wanting to come to Britain for years. And I know it will be fucking cold, espeically coming from the height of summer, but I could only really get leave in January. Anyway will also be doing Ireland and Edinburgh, and will be based in London. Wanted to hit Paris and Amsterdam but might save them for another time, gives me a reason to go back. If you have any advice on anything feel free to tell me

I jumped on the bandwagon in 95/96. Great decision.

Surprised it could elevate tbh

He is buying pastries with our parachute payment?

I loved his book, one of the strangest things I've ever read. Find it very hard to believe he is employed as a pundit.

I jumped off the couch, fell foward and smashed the glass coffee table

It seems to me that Keegan issued an ultimatum, Ashley gave him the arse, Ashley realised that decision was completely against the will of the fans and is now trying to save face by releasing that statement. By Ashley I also include Wise. That useless little gnat is power hungry which is why he and his cronies got so involved in transfers and in trying to undermine Keegan. If anyone gets shown the door I hope it's that waste of space.

Don't laugh man, Owen and Viduka would make an awesome partnership - in the treatment room....

Thought he was out there for TalkSport? Fuck if I know how he ended up on our tellie, but the bloke won't stop wanking over Liverpool. It's insane. He has barely even mentioned the fact Milan are playing too.

You'll never guess who's commentating on Aussie TV... Stan Collymore! Dogging.

I'm kind of torn. I don't want Milan to win because they shouldn't have even been allowed to play in the cup this season, but I don't want the scousers to win because.... it's the scousers. So I'll be hoping the kick the shit out of each other.

If he's the man to steer us in the right direction, we could play in fucking bin sacks for all I care. I doubt very much he'd put us in his own clobber when we're getting a shedload of cash from Adidas for wearing their kit every week. Exactly what I thouhgt, it would be better off for him and the club to keep the money coming in from adidas then use his own company and brandings to pay for sponsorships and uniforms. So don't go panicking people.

They'll be packing them off to Oz next They'll think they're in heaven. They won't need a peice of paper for the right to watch TV. And they'll avoid all the shite on your channels. (although the pay off there is they'll have to put up with our shite instead)

I can't believe you can get sent to the slammer for not having a TV licence

That seems a bit steep, but then it's probably about the same as how much we pay to fund the ABC through our taxes. Still, it's all a bit odd