McFaul

Chelsea are genuinely shit. 0-2 Tottenham.

I tell you something else, no one has mentioned this anywhere, but Cisse had a good old chat with Cabaye for ten seconds on the penalty spot before he took it......and lets be honest it was a shit pen.

I was in the Platinum yesterday, first half we were absolutely shite, second half we were better and probably just shaded it. We were more direct and aggressive and it was a decent showing. When you get old you have to say something negative, my negative comment is how bad Wijnaaldum is at times. He's just completely anonymous most of the time, he had a cracking start to his toon career but he's been very very average since Christmas. Yesterday was no different.

Allardyce is easily in the top 5 cunts in the game. Trying his best to wind Palace up so they put a show on. He's basically saying Newcastle will piss it on Saturday. Wanker.

How would you define 100% geordie? Bloodwise I am, but the way I speak is like Oz with a brain. So maybe my accent is only 97% classic Newcastle upon Tyne geordie.

Seen the ages I was, 12, 14, 13, 19, 10, 16, 27, 15, 11 and 7. When you get older you still love the club, but not as deeply, certainly not when you've been made to look like national laughing stocks for a decade.

Was 2-0 after 5 minutes after 20 it was 2-3. What a fuckin game. Atmosphere amazing and it was like watching a game in Dubai that neet. Our average supporter is nothing like that these days.

I agree with all of them, being class, but that 1-1 at Roker Park was my first ever away game, and the Derby 4-1 when we had 8 men at the finish were unreal experiences. Because of the boring nature of football support and general culture these days you just can't get them back. Talking just about goals I'd say my 10 favourite when I was there were: 1. Mark McGhee's winner against Leicester having been 2-4 down with 8 minutes left (90) 2. Kelly v Portsmouth (92) 3. Liam O'Brien's at my first ever away game, great goal, celebrations I'll never forget (91) 4. Tino's 2nd right in front of me v Barcelona (97) 5. Gazza's against Crystal Palace, his best goal for the toon right in line with where I was stood (88) 6. Peter Beardsley beating 6 players down the other end, and smashing it in to be Spurs 2-1 at WHL last minute (my 16th birthday) (93) 7. Nobby against Arsenal, tight as fuck against the best side in country (imo) 0-0 84 mins, 1-0 85 mins, beauty as well (05) 8. Alex Mathie against Sheff Wed 93, amazing, amazing goal that was so good people questioned if he meant it (93) 9. Mirandinha against Liverpool in a 2-2 draw, scored after 2 minutes, the Gallowgate has never went more mental and I mention it because of the genius 50 yard assist Roeder got. I'll never forget it. (89) 10.Got to include the first goal I ever saw in the flesh. George Reilly sending the ground utterly mental, was in the old West Stand, and the noise was so loud I was scared. (85)

See Brindley got sent down again. This doesn't seem like a 2 year offence to me, 71 previous convictions or not. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/notorious-football-hooligan-jailed-brawling-11248327

Aye from 1 to 0.

It's 27 years ago, I don't think anyone can seriously defend that picture.

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/724975592228163584 Just unbelievable. 6m followers and they fucking post this. Nearly as bad as The Sun in 1989. Actually shocked at how idiotic yanks are.

One of my worst memories which didn't involve my family, but hopefully, HOPEFULLY, 27 years after it happened, people are finally putting it to bed. They were right, South Yorkshire Police were/are total lying scum, and it's officially accepted by all sides that they are now. Let everyone rest in peace now.

Well you think wrong it's eating rats mate.

That was, he's fat he's round he's worth a million pound Micky Quinn, Micky Quinnnnn

All Celtic songs get on my tits. Marchin On Together is pathetic too, as is Derby's "everybodies frightened of the Derrrrrbbyyyyyy pride...DERBY!", but nothing is more irritating than Aston Villa's "Holte Enders in the sky, yippy aye yip, yippy aye oh." FFS There's loads of songs I like from other clubs, I'll do a top 6. 1. Hearts, Hearts Glorious Hearts (Hearts) 2. Park, Park where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse eating rats in your council house. (Man Utd) 3. YNWA (Liverpool) 4. The original Follow Follow (Rangers) 5. I don't know what it's called but Sevilla sing a song that rhymes with "It's a Heartache" by Dolly Parton, it sounds amazing sung loud 6. No one likes us we don't cayaaah, we are Miwwaww, Super Miwwaww, we are Miwwaww from The Dehn. (Millwall) I love the Blaydon Races always have, I hate most of the songs these pathetic younguns come up with though.

Murderers 4 Newcastle 0 I'm sad to say.

Seben acht gutenacht. My favourite German thing that song. Mo Do.

No I was with 5 of my mates watching it in a bar over Consett getting drunk expecting us to fuck up. Were you?

Got 2 Platinum briefs sorted for 25 quid each, hope I don't shit myself because they're those leather chairs. The wonders of twitter.

Anyone got a spare brief for tonight?

Stoke 0 Tottenham 4. Almost certain these horrible hat wearing cunts will be fighting for the title last game up here.

Collymore throwing his hat in to the ring for the Aston Villa job. Perfect man for the perfect club. They're literally made for each other.

Good lad.

One of them is Sima from Jarrow off here.