McFaul

Not bad. Sick of talking about the future, i've told her, if England win Euro 2016 I'll think about it.

There's a hashtag going back a few years for win. #wynwatch for those who have twitter https://twitter.com/hashtag/wynwatch?src=hash&vertical=default&f=tweets

THE best day on toontastic. I never thought a computer message board thread could hurt my head with laughter but this did.

Fuck me I must be like Brad Pitt.

OO and Peter Beardsley are the genuine non-family heroes of my life.

When you get to your late 30s and settle down, I'll be honest, a few portions a week is enough for me, nen of this nee neet without a shag. Now when I've had a pint I can't be arsed. The most important thing is finding a decent looking boiler who does the bait most of the time.

http://www.paddypower.com/football?action=go_fb_type&ev_type_id=25411&ev_oc_grp_ids=2072849 Superb this, a bookmaker giving odds on how many people are going to jail It's a go at how many FIFA cunts will be sent down.

If wor lasses legs ever looked like that, I'd have my testimonial and call it a day.

Miserable fucka who needed anti-depressants him. I can't remember him shaggin anyone neither.

Aye that's right it was. Was his mam not called Helen Daniels though? Old artist boiler?

Paul Daniels of Lassiters not the smoggy

You'll get a new lass of quality nee bother. 6ft4, capable of 80 mile bike rides, wealthy, tremendous patter (on here anyway) and you look like that handsome bloke who shouts "NAIIIIROBI" in that advert, Kris Marshall the cunts called. You'll be alreet.

I'm sorry to hear that Gemmill. Plenty other boilers out there if you go ahead with it. Wor lass talks about marriage every second day, and I'm tempted because she has much more materially than me, so if we get divorced it'll be a right result splitting everything down the middle.

What is a flamin' gallah, and a rotten mongrel?

Whey aye, 14 weeks later we beat Leeds at Elland Road 4-3, then Arsenal 3-1 away and we were top of the league at Christmas.

I'd bring back the death penalty me.

What a good point from a 40 year old gentleman. We played competitive games in the far east in 96, then hammered in that pathetic 4-0 defeat at Wembley in that glorified friendly, the season starts and we win 7 out of the first 8.

Since 2007 (other than 2009 obviously) we've always started against a top four side. I'm going for Newcastle v Man Utd at SJP.

When they officially oot.

She was in the Berkley Tavern earlier. Stunk of fish.

Class HMHM. Anyway I'll try not to mention what I've been through and what my lifes like again but I was just so fuckin pleased yesterday, thank you everyone for all of their kind words. My potential future wife (if she pipes down when we're watching football) is doing the Great North Run, and raising money for organisations working night and day to help people who have serious brain cancer problems via justgiving. They're developing fast, so fast that in 10 years time brain tumours won't kill a fraction of the amount people who it does now. If you want to chuck a fiver in, you're lovely people, but I totally understand if you put your money in the numerous other important charities in the world. https://www.justgiving.com/steph-clark2

Got me latest 3 month brain scan results yesterday, everything continuing to be absolutely spot on, couldn't be happier. 5 more month of chemo now and it's all over, hopefully for years and years. Heaviest I've ever been but wor lass keeps saying me derby's not big at all so that's good.

Honestly they make me want to kick them in. Arseholes. We all know Pardew's reason for leaving, he's doubled his money at Palace and they are ran like a football club not a business.

As I've said all along McClaren is a good appointment. Whingey cunts give him a chance.