McFaul

York 2 Newcastle United 0. Shots: York 3 Newcastle 17. FFS GET YOUR CHEQUE BOOK OOT YOU FAT CUNT OUR DEFENCE IS WORSE THAN 4 KIDS OFF HERE

1) How did you think the 14/15 season went for you compared to your expectations at the start of the campaign? Where did it go right and/or wrong? My expectation were spot on last season. I predicted our incredible shitness and relegation battle. I went in to depth preseason about what arseholes ran us in Pardew and Ashley. I also predicted Chelsea 1st Man City 2nd in the same thing. 2) What are you hopes/expectations for 15/16 and where do you think you will finish in the league? I honestly think we'll finish 8th. Our signings have been in the best in years, a few more and there is hardly anyone for us to fear at all. We always beat Chelsea are home and they're the best although I see Man City fluking it for some reason. I said we'd come 18th last season, a lot more cheerful for this one. 3) Do you have full trust in your manager? To play devil's advocate, what would have to go wrong for him to be sacked? I like SMAC and was happy to have him appointed, he needs 3 or 4 years, and this season for me isn't vastly important in terms of what we achieve, he's building a squad give him time. 4) It's been an oddly quiet transfer window this summer, but of the business you have done so far, are you happy with the ins and outs? I might be a biased cunt, but I think we've done better than anyone, certainly in terms of value for money. Generally I'm not biased, I'm realistic and things are rosier. 5) Obviously there is still some time to go, so which player/s would you like to sign, sell and/or which positions strengthened? We need two centre halfs not one, two. 6) Speaking of transfers, what was your take on the Raheem Sterling transfer and the way he & his agent forced through the move? I think in modern football the size of clubs and their attractiveness changes so quickly and obviously Man City are far more likely to compete for all trophies than Liverpool are at the moment. It's sad on everyone, sad on us because we were double what they were, but sad on the likes of Tottenham and Liverpool too, when you see what their turnover is. 7) What do you make of Liverpool's signings? (Joe Gomez, Adam Bogdan, Danny Ings, James Milner, Nathaniel Clyne, Roberto Firmino and Christian Benteke). I think Liverpool will improve for definite. I think they'll come 5th which would be a decent season. 8) Where do you think LFC will finish in the league? 5th 9) Do you want Balotelli? Would rather have Istvan Kozma Thanks again for your help. Nee worries pal

2 fuckin 0 down, they've had 2 shots we've had 9

Better predictions than anyone else though. Woeful season. Correct champions etc etc etc.....

Darlow, Bigirimana, Lascelles, Satka, Ferguson, Perez, Abeid, Gouffran, Aarons, De Jong ©, Mitrovic Probably the worst back four I've ever seen and I include our horror years between 1989 and 1992 as well. WTF is that? Mitrovic will score though I've got a feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGEXbt6f-uY

Hehe canny I'm on the telly as a 10 year old celebrating Gazza's second against Swindon in 1988 jumping beside the steward. Lua got the third iirc. Aye he did.

Which one? He scored two remarkably. 2 month now without a club him.

Watched it last week, bought for 50p from Shields market. Its on my head son, is a song that never leaves me.

Matchbox that's it. Matchbox.

The best thing about Newport is it has a bridge which is a lot like but inferior to Scotchy Bridge.

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Me too. I think they were called Matchstick these tiny little metal cars, and me nana used to buy me one every time I went.

I go there at least once a month now, and their Northumberland Street (Fawcett Street) is full of derelict shops. The ones surviving are Wilkinson's and Everythings a Pound. Joblings was their main shopping company till it shut about 10 years ago, and it was worse than Parishes in Byker.

I'd agree personally, but there's other cities I've been to where I think, you know what it is, this is fuckin shit this, stick the snooker up your arse. Sheffield being one.

Class place. I went there during Euro 2000, it really is different, huge hills in the city centre, decent chippies believe it or not and they're chips are like wors. "2 bags of freets pet." I'd definitely go back if the toon played Anderlecht. There's even LADBROKES in the centre.

Whey aye, I have good days and bad days. I used to take the piss out of people who had a lot to say, but basically said fuck all, there's prominent ones been on here years with four letters in the main part of their screen names, but that's me at the minute too. Me brain is like a Talbot Avenger with a fucked up engine. Anyway I'm passed whinging, thanks a lot Kitman.

Even though its a mackem pub, the burgers in The Fountain are the best I've ever had, however I'll definitely give this a go though. Right off the beaten track mind.

On form lately yee.

Just tired as fuck. I don't feel depressed, because in five minutes time, I'll forget what depressed means. I'm not all there man. Wor lass is even winning arguments these days. I tell you another side effect, I have very little passion to go to the opening game against Southampton and that has never happened.

Arsenal - cunts, fans should fuck off back to Twickenham Aston Villa - boring cunts eternally Bournemouth - got beat off Blyth in the Cup 5 years ago Chelsea - will come second Crystal Palace - ran by a cunt Everton - dead canny manager, average IQ of fans 67, lower mid table next season Leicester - hope they go down and they might Liverpool - global cunts on the same level of ISIS. Cracking summer for them though possible top 4. Manchester City - cunts Manchester United - cunts these days Newcastle - 65% of our fans are cunts, owner such a cunt, but I love McClaren think we'll come 8th-12th Norwich - Mehehehehheheheghhhh Meheheheheheghhhhh Southampton - 7th-15th totally undecided Stoke - the best season in Stoke have had in modern football, great squad, I think they might even come 6th Sunderland - 2 flukey wins against the toon, 17th place finish Swansea - underrated Tottenham Hotspur - cunts Watford - boring cunts West Brom - relegation fight, more likeable than Villa but its like being more likeable than piles West Ham - the toilet roll of London, achieved absolutely fuck all in their history, top 5 TWICE ever, like ever, straight up. I'd love them down, cockney bastards

Coming in to the final furlong now. I started month 9 of my chemo today, my memory is truly shit, I scoff 44 tablets between now and Sunday, then 3 weeks break. 3 more months to go, I'm not me at the minute. 6 months chemo totally fucks most people, but its taken 9 months to fuck me and it has. My memory lasts 5 minutes, I'm like a fat goldfish just now with these cunts insisting I do no weight/hard athletic training till December. I got weighed today 108kgs. The heaviest I've ever been, 17 stone. Fucking embarrassed.

I couldn't remember their name. Unions.