McFaul

Recently got my latest brain scan results in and the cancer is still not spreading. I've got 17 months to go before I reach the end of year 5 without being dead. Given there are four grades of brain tumour and mine is number 3, I'll be ecstatic if I make it, because what they've said is, few do make it that long with what I've got but the ones who do can totally defeat the odds. I think avoiding stress is helping and also having self belief in at least lasting a decade is helpting me defeat the odds that are stacked against me. I've lost so much, I wouldn't say I'm brain dead, but I forget where I'm going sometimes, I forget to switch things off, my short term memory is tolerable one day, then the next I think who the fuck am I? My long term memory bizarrely (obviously) isn't as good, but I remember things from 1988 at the match more than what I did yesterday. I hate the word "incurable", I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, it's horrible, but I'll never give up, never. Anyway lets hope I get to this 17 month point, it'll help me stop wondering about what happens when I die, and will I never see NUFC win anything.

Jenas isn't in the 40 best toon players of my life time and the most successful part of his career was before he left for Tottenham. Arrogant cunt. He is arrogant but McManaman, if I wasn't an ill wreck I'd fuckin hit the cunt if he was ever up here the cheeky patronising bastard, either that or send a shit in the post.

Largely because plenty of us believe that we were a better club than them 93-2007 with a far far far bigger fanbase. FFS what's wrong with that? They always say "one club city", the toon is half the size of Liverpool, and Tyne and Wear a lot smaller than Merseyside, and even the mackems generally have had better support than them over the last 25 years. They think spending £200m in 3 months makes them part of the European elite, shame all the players are shite.

...and they'd have stayed down. They are far more like Aston Villa. Lets be honest we grumbled winning the league last season, because it was largely shite. Well I did. 6/10 at best.

When we've been in the Premier League we've finished above Everton 13 times. Them above us 10. 13-10, and I still think that's shit, yet they're stunned Fat Sam compared us. At our peak we were on another planet to them, its just under Ashley any cunt would struggle. They are THE most deluded ugly people on god's earth bar none.

Jordan Henderson saying he's improved in his 7 years at Liverpool. Aye he's went from shite, to quite shite. Liverpool will not win a league or CL with him as captain or anywhere near the team for that matter, and England won't improve with him. It's not me having an anti-mackem mentality neither. Look at England's reasonable midfielders, not greats like Gazza or Bryan Robson. People like Frank Lampard, Paul Ince or even Jamie Redknapp, how the fuck he is in a place where they were often seen as average for the national team. Watch he has a blinder on Satder nuw.

That's where Weldy lives. I love how dismissive and cheeky he is of Barton. One of the biggest wanks not just in football history, but actual history itself.

1. How many people do you think will cheer when you die? 2. Is it true you've spent more on personal usage cocaine, than you have over on NUFC over the last 11 years? 3. How many women have said you're a beautiful man, and when they said it do you think its because you're extremely wealthy, or because facially you are the Buckinghamshire adonis?

I'm a Shelvey fan. Great vision, a player with great ability. He can be lazy, but no where near as much as he used to be. However, he wants locking up for that miss to make it 0-3. I said on twitter and to everyone around me, we were fucked at 0-2 due to the complete change of attitude, and game plan. Deservedly 2-0 up at half time, lucky to get a draw at full time.

I wonder what makes people general internet wronguns. There's more to life. I can think of a few.

I've still got next to no voice after Sunday's shouting and bawling. All I'll say about Man Utd is they are desperate for the amount of money they've spent on players. Both first halfs we've played this season against them we've been the better team. This was 8th time I've seen us beat them at home, arguably with our poorest team, but their determination on Sunday made me proud of the lot of them. 2-1 87 1-0 87 2-0 94 5-0 96 3-0 00 4-3 01 3-0 12 1-0 18

Given that Peter was 32-36 in his spell in the Premier League you can't say he was better than Bergkamp. Maybe you can't at all and I'm biased but that's how good Bergkamp was. I'd only put Henry and Shearer above him in the Premier League era. He did more than Cantona. There's an argument to this day about his goal at the toon in March 2002, if it was anyone else I'd say it was a fluke, but it's Bergkamp.....

I'm nearly giving up me. I've missed 2 games all season and I haven't paid a penny, if I had to pay...fuck that. Nothing is changing, we're cursed. 25 years ago we had plenty of men on Tyneside who would've sorted this out, modern times mean we have to grin and bare it the same way Jimmy Conway had to coming off the phone when his best pal Tommy got whacked, and that was that . If football was the only thing that determined your frame of mind, we'd have hundreds of thousands of deranged prozac takers doing anything to keep their miserable lives going. Luckily for Ashley we have plenty robots left to support this club in the ground, on message boards and in pubs. Despressing Cunts FC.

When you take a look at Lee Ryder, how he writes, his attitude, the unbelievably incredible fact he wins journalistic awards, you have to say it would be easy to make a film about him. It would be the funniest film in recent years, I'd camp out over night to be the first one to see it.

Where am I?

New age football fans wouldn't realise Ruel Fox was right wing and Giggs was left. Thanks for the good luck wishes though.

J69. I'm nee Ruel Fox, the same as deep down you're no Ryan Giggs. Anyway, me heeds all over on days like this as I get me latest cancer results tomorrow.

I didn't go after being offered a freebie. Best decision I've ever made. It reminded me of a game I went to in September 1988 when I was a bairn, where COVENTRY beat us 0-3 at SJP, the week after we beat Liverpool at Anfield our incredible flaws exposed once again. We looked weak from back to front, not just weak but poorly organised to the levels of Souness management. The third goal where the two full backs were 20 yards in front of the centre halfs as exposed on MOTD sums up the lack of quality we have and lack of understanding at the back. Arsenal in 1991 conceded 15 goals in 42 games because they were a firm unit, straight line. As for the rest the only one who deserves any credit is Murphy, he just needs a bit of confidence and he can become a quality toon player. Overall sodding abysmal is too nice a phrase for the disaster we saw yesterday. Rafa is great but at times he needs to look in the mirror and see its him who caused yesterday, his faith in Manquillo (who saved another goal granted but still poor), Joselu and Disasterame is quite frankly incredible. Sort it oot!!!

I think the key thing to a message board is if you've got something to say, say it. If you haven't, say fuck all. There's lots of people with thousands of posts on here and you look forward to them posting because they're genuinely good crack. Funny and interesting. Ewerk can be nasty especially towards me, but he's a funny cunt so is a big part of this board. However you look at certain people with nearly as many posts as a Newcastle home crowd and it's difficult to find one where you'll laugh, find interesting, or read more than one sentence out of 50. That's why I hardly post now, I can't be arsed anymore, but the odd poster who can be arsed and posts far far far far too much, spoil football forums. You go on another clubs forum, and you think "there's the cunt even on here!". It's a shame.

I don't mind to be honest. It's pedantic to query it and perhaps it takes more of a brain to decipher the words that are used.

Well what do you want?? A heartfelt piece of writing, or some Professor from Oxford being a snobby cunt?

I'm OK thanks, just a bit wary at the moment, get latest cancer results on Tuesday. Maybe it's a bit cowardly but me heeds in a million places the week before I get the result.

Fish being abused on RTG regarding this subject. They'd love the opportunity to debate this about Sunderland.

Getting the Welsh to a Euro 2016 Semi Final is the greatest national achievement for many years imo. He'll be a great appointment.

Swindon