McFaul

Point me to the latest racist shit, you classic student.

Too many snipes on here. If someone massively irritates you intentionally or unintentionally just put the blocker on. There's a few irritated me beyond belief on here so I blocked them and what a much better place it is.

Nowt wrong with wor cat. Every time I get in he's owa to me. "PUURRRRRR PURRRR FUCKIN STEVIE PURRRRRRR" always purrs like he's happy. Has the occasional huff but very rarely. Cats can be wonderful, they're a bit like dogs in that if their owners are canny they will be, while they're depressed angry charva cunts if their owners are and there's many humans of that type knocking about. Only thing I don't love about him is he was born in Sunderland.

As for this person I was on about, my bad short term memory has made me forgetful of who it is. So don't worry be happy.

Shut up you boring old cunt. I was at the Barras on Sunday, everyone was interesting and funny, I think you live in the wrong city pal.

I've been all over Europe, Thailand, I've been all over the shop but this Loch Lomond is the most beautiful place I've ever been. Genuinely staggering. I can even cope with the Hungarian and Polish waiters in the hotel it's that nice. Sad to be coming back tomorrow. Mad thing is, had more sun in four days than I've had all summer and we're in September.

My choice has NEVER ever taken the piss out of themselves, which for me in what a lad should be is an absolute must. Has between 5000 and 15000 posts, I honestly believe they are positioned so far up their own arse, no operation to drag them out could ever be truly successful. I'll leave it at that.

Some cunts....

If you had to choose one person on here who is up their own arse the most, who would that be out of curiosity?

Turning out for five days up in Scotland from tomorrow. Loch Lomond, really need a break and genuinely can't wait. Looks in a great location. Its that white building across the Loch.

No idea who KidsCan is but as you all know my life was (and still is to an extent) in the balance last year, and thanks to the wonderful progress doctors have made in the last five years, I'm still here. They reckon in 5-10 years if they continue with the progress they're making, brain cancer and 60% chance death within 5 year odds, will be all but dealt with. Anyway hats off to KidsCan just call me CuntsCan. My lass is doing the GNR in 2 weeks, if you could make a small donation to the charity she's running for you're a good lad or lass. The address is www.justgiving.com/steph-clark2

A quick google and I've used the cunt on here

The odd good lad has used it too by accident. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32559-mackem-messageboard-gold/?p=1350251

It's a phrase gimps use.

Never seen you talk so much sense in a thread. Loads to be positive about and loads to look forward to. That bastard boring brummie ref was the biggest cunt since Brian Coddington or Trelford Mills. He had a 20 minute spell where he was so bad I honestly thought it was a wind up. He should be demoted to the Birmingham Sunday League 6th division.

Has someone off here made this? @DailyRyder Hats off if you have. About 100 sackable offences if I ran Thomson Hoose.

Their side: Petr Cech; Hector Bellerin, Calum Chambers, Gabriel Paulista, Nacho Monreal; Francis Coquelin, Santi Cazorla; Aaron Ramsey, Mesut Ozil, Alexis Sanchez; Olivier Giroud I think its far from top drawer. I have a feeling we'll win 3-1 their defence is fucking shite today. I'm a deluded cunt, aye. 3-1 today though. I've seen us beat 100 better teams than this at SJP in my 30 years.

No chemo tablets now for a month, had me last one yesterday and fuck me its like winning a raffle. I become me again, an arrogant, annoying, irritating, loud arsehole, fuckin right. I only sleep 4 hours a neet when I'm taking the tablets.

330,000 immigrants came to live here last year. The most ever. One every 50 seconds, a few people getting emotional about it.

Same old Sheffield, taking the piss.....

[media] [/media Must be a moment to be remembered forever, for anyone watching the telly here. Just incredible.

The thing about this not a big club, as I always say its a load of bollocks anyway, who fucking cares? If we're not a big club there are only three big clubs in this country. There's two oil money clubs. Then there's us. I look down at everyone personally because I'm a geordie supporting my local club in the best city in England, with the best people in England. Do I really believe all that? No, I KNOW all that. Fuckin sheep shaggin Yorkshire cunts. The only thing I can tell you about Sheffield that's good is that there was a film made there in 1983 called "Threads" about a nuclear war. The nukes hit Sheffield and some woman pissed hersel in her jeans.

I was just thinking that myself. Different kinds of biggest wanker though. Definitely a biggest up their own arse wanker award who wouldn't take the main trophy, thinking of one. When you're a kid you can't leave it alone. Nearly put me eye out the first time I had a sherbet like.

I didn't see the Arsenal v Liverpool game last night but in news papers and people on the social media (especially Arsenal fans) apparently they were shite. Right in our bad spell last season we played Arsenal and it was by far and away Carver's best game. Truthfully we were completely dominant and they luckily walked away with a 2-1 win. Every knacka going in the press, on here, everywhere thought they'd win the league. They're a bang average team who came 3rd last season because Man Utd aren't old Man Utd, Tottenham are shite, Liverpool were terrible and absolutely no other reason. They'll do fuck all in Europe for the 20th time in a row too. I think we're capable of gaining points on Saturday. Look at that http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/match-reports/newcastle-1-2-arsenal-match-report-8887297 16 shots to 7. Ignore the spastics report and read the stats at the bottom.

She thinks there's no other person in the world to match me. She's only human. Even people with their finger on the spot, as Alan Oliver used to say, have Leighton Baines moments.