McFaul

Geoffrey, why on earth have you not had a shave? Posh cunts. They'd rather watch cunts on horses bending over hitting a ball with a stick, than a World Cup Final. They're equally as bad as utter charvas in my book.

We've won two in a row down there playing no more than OK. For me this is nowt like going to Arsenal or Liverpool for us. Some canny players, but they're Tottenham and always will be, three in a row with a bit of luck. I think if we show openness and attack from word go we can get a result.

Turning out there on Monday, just for the night. A birthday surprise for me 10 days later.

Well at least you don't deny being a boring cunt.

mean it is, did enyone sea that Emmerdale on Tewsday night? Knew he was havin an affere. For the record, stalkers are wanks, as are boring cunts who eat Mars Bars at football matches. Nightmare when you're guilty of both.

Wor lass will moan 25-30 times over the 365 days. The biggest muslim atrocity since 11/9 People will post up to date pics of themselves on here and they'll privately think - fuck me he's even worse than before I follow through twice

That fish and chips place beside yours that won loads of awards was fuckin stinkin today. Pellegrini's or something like that. Have a good time in Munchen.

On my way to hospital soon. What a morning eh? At 945am I'm 38, at 1020 I'm figiting in a tube with mad noises for an hour. Whingey cunt!

Fucking sick of my life. Half a fucking brain. Remember 1 in 3 things. Fucking cunts left right and centre, and I celebrate my birthday by going for a brain scan to make sure I'm not going to die in the next 6 months.

Where's that?

Couldn't agree more.

The foreign system of giving scouts sexy work names and allowing them as significant decision makers in who we sign are a load of bollocks in this country. One thing you can say about McClaren is he didn't choose one of them so can't be accused on that front.

Am not gan. Fuck that. Been to my last game this year. We are shite. I'd go as far to say we are as shite as scousers are cunts. Monumental statement that, but one I truly mean.

It'll be something shit. They'll instruct John Motson to pronounce it as something like, "Suzwarlay", when 7 billion people can see it's SEX WHALE

Hats off.

bit harsh

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CUf9C05WcAA1Brc.mp4 Press that. You won't regret it. Poor old boiler.

There's a style of writing thick people seem to do. Especially thick lasses, it's neat but very rounded.

Was a few year ago, but you chuck it when you're in a long term relationship.

All the best looking people are Sagittarius. My turn on Friday. Happy Birthday CT, well for when it was.

I still dinnit warrk the streyts with a mackem accent like yeey. Your best football post in a while this by the way.

I don't class Blyth as geordie. Once you get past Gosforth, the people are very different. Born and bred people from Walker, West Denton, Benwell, Fenham etc.. are all similar, we're all geordies, there's differences just 5 miles away from these places. If you've ever been to Ashington and Blyth you'll know what I mean. Complete and utter inbreds, that's not even going overboard it's true. Thinking about our recent form, I've never ever been in a situation where I just think we should all give up, but this season I think we should. We are fuckin absolutely gash and I'll never know what our game plan is. Norwich's point there means we're 2 adrift of the mackems and 4 from Norwich when you look at the vast GD differences. I'm sorry like but in terms of income and fanbase we utterly dwarf Sunderland, Palace and Leicester, yet the last 3 games with these have seen us score 1 and concede 11. I give up.

Whitley Bay, South Shields, Blyth, Seaton Sluice etc..used daint. My money is on somewhere like Seaton Sluice.

Honestly even me on the telly would have more people liking me than that fucking ridiculous attention seeking bearded fat cunt. At least I'm genuine and by any definition a proper geordie. He says "daint" instead of divvint, say no more. He wouldn't know Tommy Wright from Ian Wright in a pub conversation.