McFaul

There's more chance of certain people revealing their true sexuality on here, than of me smoking again kidda.

I'm not saying it on there but when I get people to follow you, you're allowed to follow them back ye knaa!

Looking back they made my hangovers five times worse sometimes too.

They've given each other the red card.

I started smoking when I was 18 and didn't stop till I was 28. At 30 I was back on them and finally chucked it at the age of 33. I was very much a Regal King Size bloke, but when I was younger JPS as I could steal them off my mother. When I chucked it I think my tabs were about £5.40 a packet. We're only talking 5 years ago and now they're like 9 quid odd. The most I ever smoked was about 25 a day. When I chucked it the last time I narf put weight on, but lost it all in the gym. You look a million times better when you chuck them, you look healthy, but its past the point of no return in your 40's. You can tell who smokes by looking at them. Especially boilers. They also fuck your teeth. It doesn't really matter if you're an ugly cunt anyway, but your teeth are half of how your look in my view. Best thing I ever did was giving up tabs for the last time, in the past you'd be in pubs and everyone was smoking. One of the best things the govt did was banning people from smoking in public houses. Despite everything, cost, knowledge of how it fucks you, negative spunk effect, I bet you any money 1 in 4 people still smoke. You can see it when people post pictures of themselves on here.

Death to pig eaters.

As a kid: Weetabix, followed by a bacon sandwich Now: Weetabix, followed by a bacon and egg sandwich (brown bread occasionally allowed now)

Everyone with proper Tyneside heritage knows and understands that it's mackem not makem. I wouldn't expect the average Strathclyde based cripple to know this to be fair.

Mackem

How would you describe your uglyness? In the same way?

Right I've got you 12 new followers, gooduns too, keep your patter going and slagging NUFC off and you'll have 100 by the end of the month.

Nar I would myself but its like Kielder Forest all over for me. Like David fuckin Hasselhoff

See the picture you've used, was it a drug free night? Love the Tom Jones open shirt crack. I've added you.

Well I didn't know that. Poor fucka.

This bloke off a show called the Undateables has just got married. I said to wor lass when I saw the picture "I bet he's a mackem." It only turns out he's from fuckin Sunderland. Say nee more. SAY NEE MORE. He looks like Hitler on a cowie and 2 lines of speed.

"Well why don't you try one of those Viagra's? Mary says her life is much better since Gordon started using them." "Nar fuck off, am gan for a pint in the Buffs wi Decka!"

2016 can seriously be no worse than the last two years for me. Even if NUFC went bankrupt. 2014 I'm all over the place and we find out why. I end up with half a brain, and 2015 I lose the most important person in the world to me in similar circumstances. 2016 I'm in a positive frame of mind about, if wor lass pipes down a bit she might get the diamond ring she's been whinging on about, I'll live in the gym, and NUFC will stay up.

I might have had the odd row with the cunt, but that's different class that. Good lad Ant.

Last time I cared about it in Newcastle was 1999. We ended up getting a sit doon curry at 1230 on Dean Street, that was the highlight, but there was nee taxi's anywhere so we had to walk 5 mile yem. Last time I cared about it full stop, was 2000. My sister lived literally on Blackheath, not in a tent, in a luxury flat. There was thousands on the Heath, and Bjork was singing in the build up in town which is where we went along with 3m other wanks. The problem was the government or London City itself had spent a million quid on the fireworks (best display ever apparently) but the cunts wouldn't work. One of the biggest embarrassments in London's recent history imo. Since then I've got pissed aye, but what a wank neet. "Who's gonna be first foot?" who gives a fuck??? A night that provided the worst hangover of my life, January 1st 1997, I was sat at the match passing water from my mouth, while barely taking in we were beating Leeds 3-0.

5-0 defeat and a statement from the toon board that McClaren's job is safe.

RIP Pavel. I'm truly upset, he's one of the very few people in the game who were absolutely flawless. Lovely gentleman who should've had another 40 or 50 to go

hey South Shields isn't Sunderland. Happy Face might have something to say being classed as a mackem.

The thoughts of a 13 year old genius....

They've taken the bones out of the camel's back for me I'm that fucked off with the club. From the age of 14 I honestly thought I'd never have one season till I die without a season ticket. John Hall was an ugly arsehole but at least he knew what the fans wanted. All we want from this fat cunt is for him to fuck off now.