McFaul

As I said on twitter coming away from SJP, he is without doubt THE best player we've had since Shearer. Anyone that denies it is a cunt. He is the first world class midfielder we've had in a few decades, and I'm not going over the top.

Lets hope I'm right about the rest.

Best performance of the season that. Overall we looked far better than West Ham who are genuinely challenging for a top 4 spot. It was convincing and I think 2-1 flatters West Ham. People often state over the top reactions, particularly to watching football, but Wijnaaldum looked not just top class, he looked absolute world class today. WORLD class, I'd go as far to say he's THE best player we've had since Shearer, that genuinely is how highly I rate him. I enjoyed that so much I left the ground for the first time in years in a genuinely happy mood.

I'm proud to say I'm a lifelong magpie who managed to chuck the tabs. Shame this little fella can't.....

Paphos is actually by far the nicest holiday resort in Cyprus, anyone going to Ayia Napa, should just go to Magaluf it's cheaper.

H West Ham 2-1 A Watford 0-1 A Everton 1-1 H WBA 2-1 A Chelsea 0-2 H Man City 0-2 A Stoke 1-2 H Bournemouth 3-2 A Leicester 0-2 H Sunderland 4-1 A Norwich 1-1 A Southampton 2-2 H Swansea 3-1 A Liverpool 0-3 H Palace 1-0 A Aston Villa 2-0 H Tottenham 1-1 P17 W7 D4 L6 = 25pts I hope I'm vaguely right because that would give us 43 points which should definitely be enough.

Cracking game that. Even the atmosphere was alright second half, but I have to say that bastard with the curly hair could've been sent off 3 times, but no its Man Utd so be gentle referee. I feel bitter because we were a side to be proud of tonight, but we were playing against 12 men we genuinely were. Fuck Man Utd and fuck their scum fans spitting on us and chucking beer at us from above. Elliot 7 Janmaat 7 Dummett 6 Coloccini 8 Mbemba 7 Tiote 7 Wijnaldum 9 Sissoko 6 Colback 6 Perez 6 Mitrovic 7 Proud of the lads the neet.

Put your holiday crack in here for 2016. Has anyone been to Alcudia? That's where we've booked up for, heard lot of decent things about it, and it's affordable right now. 3 euros a pint isn't bad. I've been to Majorca before, with me parents in 1990, a place called Santa Ponsa, which is right at the South of the island. Worst place I've ever been, but me and wor lass have heard this is really canny and completely on the other side. You don't get the sort of scruffs you get in Magaluf and it's only 2 hours flight. Can't grumble at all. Has anyone else turned out here? Where are everyone else turning out this year?

I've never seen anyone pass the ball square more than David Batty but Colback isn't far behind. I'm all for a defensive midfielder, Makalele was made for the role, but at least he passed the ball forward, when does Colback ever do it? Midfielders need to occasionally mix their game up.

He's improved a lot at Swansea certainly the end of last season. He's looked OK for England too. He's more of a presence than Kenton Jack too. One worry is he's quite easily wound up though, as yesterday proved.

I have read Porno, that was set 10 years after Trainspotting the book, this is set in our time now, 20 years later and rumour has it Begbie has calmed down a bit.

Absolutely over the moon Trainspotting 2 is being made this year, and released early next year. Robert Carlyle said the script is even better than the first one. Can't wait. "You're going to think, 'Of course he’s going to say this,' but honestly, it's one of the best scripts I've fucking read," actor says of sequel Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/robert-carlyle-talks-trainspotting-2-its-a-beautiful-thing-20151120#ixzz3wvxA8pdF Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook

Look am no a buftie and thats the end ae it.

That's the second best one I've had, but Glenmorangie is the best liquid I've experienced.

I'm pleased we're in for Shelvey personally. He's no Rob Lee but he's a genuine presence in midfield playing decent passes. He'll be going to Euro 2016 too.

You're just a youngun, but thanks for showing that, I didn't see the goal last night, fuckin woeful defending.

Glenfiddich last night. No wonder half of Glasgow die early. It is unbelievable. The Real Madrid of drinks.

Your mam would shag me. Even if you were right, which quite clearly you're not, I honestly believe it's far better being a complete ugly bastard than being one of the British Isles' most boring cunts, with less friends than Newcastle have had trophies since 1968.

Have you been hiding in my bathroom??

I'm no Tom Cruise, but I think half of you on here, you deserve accolades for how well you carry your looks. Hats off to you. I'd be in some depression wing looking at some people.

Namibia

She's from less than half a mile away from where Happy Face grew up, so if she's a mackem.......

new cunts

Ah so you'll only follow NC's if they impress you enough to follow. Sheeesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04rO_viP-yY Probably the most important goal in our recent history. Maybe ever, because Hall said we'd go bust.