McFaul

My first game there was massive anti-board sentiment because we'd just sold Waddle. However, we beat Liverpool 1-0, so everyone forgot about it for a week at least afterwards.

Clarkie has got a new job today as Kilmarnock manager. Going to Blackpool was lowering himself, but ffs, Kilmarnock. 3 and a half year deal he has, that said I hope he does well there and develops his career without ending up at Celtic or Rangers.

Watched the game in the Ship and Royal in South Shields last night, it was full and about 1/6th of them were fuckin mackems. They cheered when Chelsea scored the first goal, they didn't after any other that's all I say. Cunts. See if we beat Man Utd, I'd be celebrating that rather than concentrating on their neighbours game, fuckin arseholes. Anyway, beyond belief how bad we are, McClaren has been weak as fuck in his response to the game, it's the absolute epitome of our away form this season. SHIT!

I just can't see what he's going to do with the rest of his career. Any British professional club wouldn't buy him, even foreign ones (other than the Phillipines) would think twice. Maybe he'll end up at a nonce league club somewhere.

There's 7000 people singing the Adam Johnson song at the darts in Newcastle on Sky right now. Will get louder the more people drink.

Dirty Granda It was alright as a show, hilarious in bits, but if you don't want to watch Robert de Niro having a wank, I'd advise you not to watch.

I didn't sort my big V out till I was 17 but even then I said nee one younger than 16. This fucka is married with kids. He's played for two classic clubs for this sort of thing.

Well you've just described yourself in one sentence there, but I was trying to be as nice as I could to you by calling you a brutto cazzo, or as we'd say in this country an ugly cunt.

Shut up you BC, and I don't mean "Before Christ".

Fuck knows how it was only 2-0. We have no problem creating chances, it's just putting them away. I like Mitrovic and I like Perez, but they're younguns who's finishing will get better as they get older. Personally I think we need to start our most experienced striker every game now, and that is the kid who's scored 20 in the CL Doumbia. That game yesterday should've been 4-0 easily. More even. I was right in line with Tiote's shot, and I'm telling you now there was not one reason that it should've been disallowed the keeper could see the ball. Gloom, when I was 19 I had my first cowie, I was 24 I had my last one. I wouldn't advise many people to have them, but seriously reading any match day thread, you really could do with one.

TBF to Jonathan, 90% of the time he talks wank, but there is fuck all wrong with watching non-league football. I used to love Blue Star when I was a kid, I used to see them as often as NUFC and plenty times I've seen Consett, North and South Shields, Blyth, Gateshead, Whitley Bay etc...I don't see people who do that as being total nobheads personally. I might go to these places 2 or 3 times a year, but you sometimes get far more interesting games than you see in the Premier League, the beers cheap, and believe you see proper fights. "Goo on son", "goo on lad knock that mackem cunt out". £6 a gan most of them too.

Some fucka else open the WBA match thread. This always happens when I'm the opening poster.

Fair play you Pallion based prick.

Course he's not, he's about 10 fuckin stone. Idiots.

Wijnaaldum might as well have not been playing. Mental how different he is away from home. Worst performance of the season in trampsville, truly horrific. Their keeper literally had fuck off to do. How many times did they hit the woodwork. Anyway we're not in the sort of season where we have long to keep whinging, next game Saturday, I'm going and we need to forget about this game today, they're coming thick and fast and we need wins now.

A club like us going 5 and a half years without a win at a shit ground and club like them shows we are actually cursed. 5 and a half year without a win at Woodison. Cursed. The record is so bad I'd take a draw tonight in that hell hole.

Aye that's the lead post pre game to which there's always 25 paragraphs of utter shite getting stuck in to us. Then you have 50 replies "class that Ste la.....Fuckin av it you geordie blerts.....Nehveh seen a trooer word sed la.....Me fuckin giro never turned up....etc...." I couldn't look down my nose at them anymore than I do. The mackems are more sophisticated.

Apologies, I've tried but I'm no Bill Gates.

Scum. I'll write one tonight. As it goes though I genuinely think we can get something here. They're an average side who can attack but conceded relegation standard levels of goals.

Blyth's proper support were getting 3 and 400 in the Conference North which isn't great at that level. South Shields are at level 9 at the minute and still getting the gates. After all South Shields were a football league club till they decided to become Gateshead. At least they beat the murderers in the FA Cup 5th round in the 50's anyway.

I went in 2012 they had about 600 there for a Shields derby, and believe it or not in the club bit after the match part of the circle we were drinking in was John Alder who was killed in Ukraine. Canny but very shy bloke I found.

Blyth are as are South Shields too. Newcastle Blue Star were my non-league team playing beside the airport when I was a bairn, but Blyth getting 1500, South Shields having an amazing run getting 2000, would be brilliant if they could make the league. It's not impossible for Gateshead to do it this season, a win at Barrow tonight would put them in with a cracking chance of that play off spot.

Arsenal - money people. An Arsenal fan of 2016 is far more likely to be called Ahmed Hussein than John Smith. It's a club where you need a lot of money just to watch them, and a club for the non-white, that has no equal in this country on those terms. Aston Villa - most boring cunts it is possible to think about. They're more boring than reading certain peoples posts on here and that is the truth. See when we went down, we knew we'd come back up soon, and we did straight away with an average gate of 45,000. They wouldn't get that if they were Champions of Europe again. Nothing club who should wear brown. Bournemouth - great side who will stay up, they're unfortunate to be where they are and I think back over the last 30 years, and I honestly can't remember a more flukey toon win than we had there this season. 21 shots to 2, and we win 0-1. FFS. Chelsea - I can't remember a bigger fuck up from champions since Leeds in 92/93, when they came 17th. Having said that they were shit in the second half of the season last year, we were the first team to beat them and we did it really convincingly. More politics surrounding this club than 10 Downing Street. Fuck them. Crystal Palace - They have a small group right at the front of the home end with a flag big enough to look after the blood of Gemma Collins on rag week. They tell everyone they're the best supporters, they're shit, always were and always will be. It might take a few years but they'll go down again, would be magnificent if it's with Pardew in charge. Everton - THE BIGGEST TRAMPS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL. We have been so much richer than this club every single season for the last 22 years, yet 8 of the last 10 years they've been above us. It is a scandal, they are lucky bastards, ugly bastards, and the most deluded people on earth from boardroom down to "scally" having a half time joint in the Gladwys Street End bogs. Leicester - They are a good side. There's at least 25 clubs as big or bigger than them though, and they are a leading example to anyone playing football that even though we're in a boring as fuck era, anything can still happen, I'd love them to win it. Liverpool - https://moderndaydoilum.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/liverpool-football-club/ Man City - To be fair they've always had a hardcore of 20,000 and just 16 years ago, they fluked a play off final to get out of the Third Tier. So even though they're Manc cunts, I don't mind their success one little bit. Probably the second most loyal support in England. Man Utd - They've become like Arsenal in the early years. Over the moon with 1-0 wins, 0-0 draws everywhere, whereas love them or loathe Man Utd under Ferguson were absolutely amazing most of the time. Remember May 99? 3-1 down on agg away to a club who were genuinely absolutely World Class. 50 minutes later they're 3-4 up and going to Barcelona. Loads of positives around that era but their fans are getting worse people getting beer and coffee all over their heads where I was sitting the other week, the fuckin cunts. Change your jackets you "Men In Black" knobheads. Norwich - Worzel Gummidge heads 50 years behind the rest of the advanced part of the country. Them being in the Premier League is an achievement. The most notable thing about the club ever was Delia Smith bollocking them here for being shite fans while she was mortal drunk. Southampton - They've developed a staggering amount of top class players over the last 10 years, hats off to them. I always like a club to have politics about them, or something to slag their fans off with but you just can't. A club who have about as much passion as Steven Hawking's sex life. Spurs - I hate to say this but given the money they will generate from there new stadium, these will become as big as Arsenal. Jewish people have always been better than any other group with money, the owner Levy has turned them from a club who used to make significantly less than Newcastle, to a club who will rub shoulders with ANYONE when they move to this 61,000 stadium. Cunts. Stoke - An absolutely horrifying city, with neanderthal fans who have attracted genuinely some really class players over the last few year. Shakiri for one, he could play for anyone. Literally. Even though, the average Stoke fan probably gets a bath every 12 days, you have to give credit to them for being where they presently are in English football's pyramid. Sunderland - It was hatred for me about this lot for me for many years. I worked there for 4 years, and that hatred changed a lot to pity. It sounds snobby writing that, but I would honestly top myself if I lived there. They deserve a round of applause for not having the biggest suidicide in Europe, because it truly is the biggest shithole anywhere that I know of on these islands or mainlands. They will however stay up. So will we but they will fluke it as they have done a good few times since coming back up in 2007. Watford - McClaren has lots of black marks on his CV, but losing THREE TIMES in SIXTEEN WEEKS, to a club of incomparable stature and finance, is almost unforgivable. Hats off to them though, they've done that to us, beat the murderers 3-0 and look totally comfortable for a top 12 place. West Brom - Pulis is about as sophisticated as my cock, he's a wanker, they look safe but I'm telling you they'll go down. West Ham - Wist Aym, Wist Aym, Wist Aym, we waan the wewwd caap in 66, wist aym, Andy Cawuww lavs ass, Wist Aym, Wist Aym. Fuck off you cockney cunts.

I'm pleased Williamson is away. He'd been here 4 months, played at OT, Anfield etc..saying how amazing it was for him playing at such places, when players of those clubs often say SJP is almost like no other for the feeling of playing here. I never forgave him for that, but he was truly shit most of the time. I felt the same way about Andy O'Brien but at least he was a more likeable bloke even though he was worse than Kevin Scott.

No its a good show, but you need to have your intelligent head on to fully understand what they're getting emotional about. Some total heed the baal, who is so down to earth, walked away with $2.69 Billion after being told he was a complete idiot. It's a good show but you really have to concentrate all the way through which is obviously difficult for me.