McFaul

https://twitter.com/Kriss_nufc83/status/708003155817209856/video/1 Absolutely brilliant this hats off. The voice is perfect, its him but 13st lighter

erm...aye having come 2nd (18 MUMFF AGO) with Liverpool having scored 99 league goals in 38 games, erm....AYE!

Without doubt 18 months ago everyone on here and every toon fan would've chosen Brendan Rodgers.

McClaren has failed. The reason he won't resign, when quite clearly anyone with dignity would, is money. Disgraceful. He got a fortune off England, he's had money off Derby, Twente, and Wolfsburg he got seven figures. Disgusting. As a bloke he's not nasty or that bad, he's just weak. He needs to leave if he has any self respect at all. As it is I guarantee you now we'll owe him £2m. Rafa Benitez would be a fantastic addition but I can guarantee he won't come here. Why would someone with his CV who could manager anywhere, go from the world's biggest club, to the world's biggest joke?

Ratings: Elliot 5 Janmaat 5 Taylor 4 Lascelles 3 Dummett 3 Shelvey 5 Colback 2 Sissoko 2 Wijnaldum 3 Ayoze 5 Rivière 1 Anita 3 Mitrović 4 Aarons 4 Cunts.

I was having a piss, when the second went in and thought fuck this it was that bad. First time I've left early since Arsenalgate. 429pm this. As bad as I can remember.

Congratulations on the wee wain.

I sound like an educated 100% Geordie, but working in Sunderland/London and now living in South Shields had tiny little influences on my accent. All I ever hear in the pub or anywhere down here, is daint this daint that, it's fuckin divvint! It always will be but a daint came out of my chubby lips the other day

Whey no, you're like Shearer you never miss an opportunity. Shame there wasn't more like you.

Chris Fairclough doon their Kop End. Tramps. I've been to Elland Road 6 times. Never seen us lose yet. In fact the 2-2 draw, the last time I was there, pissed me off a lot because we didn't beat the tramps. We beat them 0-3 when we signed Woodgate, and professional commentators were saying it was the best toon away performance in living memory, should've been 0-10.

I wish I had've been on that train. Would've been some fat cunts getting off with bloody noses at Doncaster. We've won double the trophies they have, and have averaged over 40k 34 times. They haven't ever averaged over 40000 in their entire history. They don't even have that much potential in my eyes. The worst of all Yorkshire cunts, people from Sheffield are better than them.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/6969671/European-Super-League-summit-Manchester-United-Arsenal-Chelsea-Liverpool-and-Manchester-City-chiefs-in-secret-talks-to-leave-Premier-League.html Will this ever go away? They were all meeting in London yesterday. Where would this leave us? Greedy bastards.

Lots of talk they're sacking Steve Evans today after their horrific 4-0 loss last night. 4-0 after 38 minutes ffs. He's only been there since October.

15 years ago in May they were playing in Spain 90 minutes away from a Champions League Final. Tonight they're 4-0 down at a team who were in the fourth tier back then. I fucking hate Leeds. They are where they belong to be.

Grimsby is not a show for your boring cunt, so some on here might not really enjoy it, but a truly mental show. I haven't been to the pictures and laughed so much for 20 years. In one scene the two brothers are in an elephants fanny getting battered by the males cock. Say nee more.

I gave him 9/10 for his performance at that point and rightly so. In December 2011 we were 4th top no one was expecting that. In terms of what we were all expecting, 4th top and unbeaten till mid-November was staggering.

Aye. BBC Sports Vakesh Varmar interviewed Steve McClaren after the game, "It was a heavy scoreline but it flattered them, and you have to take the significant positives from the game. We played well and were the better team for the first 6 minutes, we have plenty to build on."

He had more skill than Messi and Bent Ronaldo. I'm not saying he was on another level because they do other things, but he had more skill than anyone.

It's cheap when you think I according to all records of my particular form of tumour, that I have a 23% chance of being here on 14/8/2019. So they'd only have to pay it for three years. Nah tbh fuck that, I want to pay it myself, I'm so fuckin arrogant I think I'm going to be here till 2050 man! I don't want to do things that cripples do, I'll be perfectly normal in the rest of my body when I start back at the gym.

Haha. I'm just so fuckin fat at the moment, and no one accepts it. 2 and a half years ago I was fitter than the hospital assistant on here who probably wanks looking in the mirror, but now oh dear. Gym'll fix it in a good way though because I need to lose 3 stone now, and I lost 2 stone before so I'll do it I just need somewhere that's good and cheap to go. Cheers mate, the one at the bottom of Ocean Road where the new baths are would be ideal.

As long as its never Ready to Gloom that's the main thing.

I used Newcastle City Council gyms for years, you could use Byker, West Denton, Eldon Square, Newburn and Gosforth and they were all good. I used to pay £30 a month though, and the one good thing about gyms today is that they're a lot cheaper now. There's one recently opened in town underneath the old Co-Op which is only 13 quid a month. I haven't (for obvious reasons) been to a gym now for nearly 2 years. I need to go big time. I'm sick of family, future in laws and random women saying "ah man ye suit a bit of weight." I'm a fat cunt! It's doing my head in and I'm at the stage where I am actually permitted to go. Can anyone seriously recommend a top cheap as fuck gym anywhere on Tyneside, perferrably South Shields. Some people are paying £10 a go I'm hearing yet when I check it out it's 18 quid.

Going to turn out for Grimsby on Wednesday. 99% of things SBC does are hilarious. Was impressed by Dirty Grandpa the other week. It's not a show for deep thinking film critics, but it was a good laugh. That Steve Jobs show was the least enjoyable time I think I've ever had at the pictures. So boring it was incredible. Will suit some people mind.

We were just 7/1 in 2003/2004 at the start of the season believe it or not. Fuckin arseholes. Whoever wrote that is belittling the club and thought they could subtly get away with it. We were actually the second richest club in terms of income ffs. Fuckin hell we broke the world transfer record with our own income not some cuff link having a play about.