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http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~697718,00.html So we only got our 47th choice manager, missing out every striker on the ominous list... ... Paul Dickov anyone?!

Yep, standing alone up front sulking suits him...

I heard the new forum is overrated.

As with footballers and managers you have no bloody clue when it comes to flair. Zinfandel the grafter among wines. Ugh. 9690[/snapback] What could a German possibly know about good taste? You're all sausages and sauerkraut man. 9705[/snapback] Still a bit rich, an Englishman taking the piss out of other nation's taste in food.

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html Shearer and Given are not United's only two injury problems. Full-back Francesco Coco, who is set to sign a one-year loan deal from Inter Milan, did not travel to Dublin having suffered an injury after just one appearance in a black-and-white shirt, while Emre, so impressive in pre-season, has a minor back complaint.

As with footballers and managers you have no bloody clue when it comes to flair. Zinfandel the grafter among wines. Ugh.

The difference is that those Papparazzis have zillions of targets in London, while the number of interesting people in Newcastle is numbered - and the interest focused on the football stars. Do you really think anybody is interested in a night out of Jeanarse in London (unless he is booking rooms in the Grosvenor hotel? 9678[/snapback] True, it dilutes the interest in football generally as well. I can't help but think that Mr Jeanarse is telling porkies too don't you ? I mean, the manager has also said that it was due to him being in a goldfish bowl, then he said he may have been unsettled by his "England colleagues" [is jenas really in the england squad ?] talking about what they earn. Of course, for "England colleagues" he may have been referring to his Newcastle colleague Mr Model Professional on 80 grand a week. Which one is true ? Or is it neither. Is it more lies or what ? 9684[/snapback] Well, you also have to consider that Robert was telling about the unhappiness of Jeanarse - and I don't think those two have been in contact since the end of last season...

The difference is that those Papparazzis have zillions of targets in London, while the number of interesting people in Newcastle is numbered - and the interest focused on the football stars. Do you really think anybody is interested in a night out of Jeanarse in London (unless he is booking rooms in the Grosvenor hotel?

Is this the original t00nraider?

Erm, I think it's easier to have a quiet night out in Laahnden clubs than at the Quayside, though...

I just wonder when he starts posting totally drunk...

Well, it's just that Wykiki asked how an open bottle is to be stored ... not served. An open bottle should ever - regardless if red or white - be stored in the fridge. Only that slows down the oxidation. So you can save an open bottle for up to 2-3 days. For the serving of wine: Yes basic rule, red warm, white cold. Though that's very basic. The younger and lighter the wine is, the cooler it is drunk - either if red or white. You don't drink a Primeur at room temperature. A heavy Riesling should be drunk at nearly the same temperature as a light red wine (~14 degree Celsius). For the opening - a heavy red wine like a Shiraz or a well chilled Bordeaux. You should give it at least half an hour, better even more. A decanter is helpful either.

http://www.oddschecker.com/betting/mode/o/...872x/sid/388117

Nail on head. The behaviour of some people reminds me a bit of a little child that is crying"Boohoo, but it's me who belongs there!" Petty.

No need to panic, the transfer window reopens in January...

A pimp aint a pimp with no hoes (hoes) A hustla aint a hustla with no motherfuckin dough (dough) A thug aint a thug if his gun dont smoke (smoke) A playa aint a playa if his ass dead broke (broke) Yep, I definitely heard that being played at Finsbury Park mosque...

I would shoot him in the head, seven times. 9206[/snapback] Well, I always knew Muslim clerics are a sort of Gangsta.

Well, if the woman hadn't won the race with wykikitoon's car, she certainly wouldn't have got away...

Thats only true if the yellow frog has eaten from the holy banana tree though, surely? 9031[/snapback] The ostensibly sheepish eraserhead has a change of heart about a menage a trois.

A darling heathen derives perverse satisfaction from the greedily strawberry-blonde haunch. A clodhopper slithering by a gonad is abstruse.

1 Chelsea - Whichever team they choose to put out 2 Arsenal - Won't miss Vieira that much 3 Liverpool - If they can stop depending on Gerrard 4 Man Utd - Plenty of goals, but suspect farther back 5 Tottenham - Davids still a class act 6 Middlesbrough - Little by little.... 7 Aston Villa - O'Leary knows what he wants 8 Birmingham - Second city second again 9 Bolton - No one likes playing them 10 Blackburn - Bellamy player of the year 11 Newcastle - Why did we sell Bellamy again? 12 Everton - Close, but no cigar 13 Charlton - Can't think of anything to say 14 Man City - Stuart Pearce's hair turns white 15 Portsmouth - Fancy relying on Laurent Robert 16 Sunderland - The new Bolton 17 West Ham - Teddy Sheringham knighted 18 Fulham - Down in last-day drama 19 Wigan - Took too long finding their feet 20 West Brom - Should have gone down last season

Was that a whoosh? 8463[/snapback] Can't be. It's Ally, he never gets wooshed...

FIFA Announces Transfer Amendments 20 December 2004 FIFA have announced that players will now be allowed to make two moves in a single calendar year. Following a two-day meeting in Zurich, the FIFA Executive Committee ratified the revised Regulations for the Status and Transfer of Players. President Sepp Blatter also confirmed a player could be loaned to two different clubs in succession during a season if he had only trained and not played in any matches for his original club between loans. An official press release read, as follows: There are a number of amendments in the revised regulations, with the restriction on the number of transfers per calendar year to be relaxed, thereby allowing a player to be transferred twice within the same calendar year if the contract between the club and player has been cancelled with mutual consent before the second transfer is completed. However, transfers must still take place in one of the transfer windows. Furthermore, the provisions regarding the loan of players will also be more flexible. For example, a player who has been loaned to another club but then returns to his original club may be loaned to a second club, provided that since his return to his original club, he has only trained there and has not played in any matches for his original club. However, the five principles that FIFA agreed with the EU Commission in March 2001 have not been amended. These principles relate to the protection of minors, training compensation for young players, the solidarity mechanism, maintenance of contractual stability and the system used to resolve disputes. With regard to the final point, the revised regulations will allow a single judge to rule in such matters. In general, the different powers of the various bodies that deal with disputes have been laid down in a more precise manner. These new regulations, which will come into force on 1 July 2005 after the conclusion of the current season, will also have a new, more consistent structure and will contain the provisions and additions that FIFA has issued via circular letters since the adoption of the current transfer regulations on 1 September 2001. With regard to international registration transfer certificates and the provisional registration of players, it was also agreed that a more precise legal formulation was required. EDIT: Then Art. 5 (3) of the regulations: Players may be registered for a maximum of three clubs during the period from 1 July until 30 June of the following year. During this period, the player is only eligible to play in Official Matches for two clubs.

I just spoke to some Italian guy who told me about comments from Coco in the Italian press. He blamed the physios and coaches from Inter saying for the wrong schedules. He also had a go at Mancini for his training. So basically he is injury prone, a moaner and makes regular appearances in the Italian gossip columns. Good thing that Newcastle are doing proper background checks nowadays when signing players...

1. Go out for a meal. - often, at least a couple of times every week 2. Grab a take away. - occasionally 3. Get Drunk. - occasionally 4. Exercise. - I have to at the moment. Medical prescription, three times a week. 5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - always 6. Take a holiday. - I try at least once a year. Though, at the end of the year I normally have only taken up half of my paid leave days. 7. Buy a newspaper. - I do have a subscription 8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - rarely, my giro account when I do bigger purchases 9. Beep your horn. - my bicycle only has a bell 10. Swear - rarely, mostly football related