Isegrim

I miss Li3nsy...

As I do always in these threads...

Well this time we should give them proper winter clothing...

Where is Ally when you need someone to make a fool out of himself...

course, I cant believe anyone in here would really turn her down. Just for the 'I shagged a celebrity' factor down the pubs with your mates if nothing else 54966[/snapback] Though, isn't it a downer if you burst into the pub eager to tell this story and the conversation goes like this: YOU: "I shagged a celeb." FRIEND: "Fuck me with a lamp pole. Who was it." YOU: "Madonna." FRIEND: (to those standing around) Oh ... aye ... err ... where did we stop. Anyone heard about the Monroe treatment...

Thank you oh wise one! 54922[/snapback] Oi! You shall have no other gurus besides Me...

No shit, really ??? Of course it's a fake. Did anyone really believe this guy could hit a pinpoint shot at a crossbar so that the ball comes directly back on his foot again. And that not only once but several times in a row... 54509[/snapback] I'm not doubting that it's fake. I'm saying it LOOKS fake. Jesus wept tbh. 54781[/snapback] Yep, you said it looks fake, so you weren't sure. jwtbh.

Somewhere in Kansas there's a school board prepared to disagree with you! 54510[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh. Jesus might save but he clearly has some issues with crossbars..

No shit, really ??? Of course it's a fake. Did anyone really believe this guy could hit a pinpoint shot at a crossbar so that the ball comes directly back on his foot again. And that not only once but several times in a row...

Fair enough, but I can't see them finishing 3rd like we did in our first season. Good luck to them though. 54375[/snapback] I agree with you there, 3rd would be a tall order. Thinking back to those days it makes me feel great inside, it was just a total joy to watch and it made you feel so proud. This is how we started the 94-95 season: Leicester 1 NUFC 3 NUFC 4 Coventry 0 NUFC 5 Southampton 1 West Ham 1 NUFC 3 NUFC 4 Chelsea 2 Arsenal 2 NUFC 3 NUFC 1 Liverpool 1 Villa 0 NUFC 2 25 goals in 8 games fanfu--ing tastic!!!!!!! 54426[/snapback] and then Bilbao 54436[/snapback] And finishing a disappointing 6th..... But you're right. Those first 3 seasons in the PL were practically the best in living memory. 54478[/snapback] Though, who cares about enjoying football. I've learnt a couple of days ago that these seasons were not good because in a couple of games Newcastle weren't able to defend a lead... 54487[/snapback] Total manipulation of a point - no wonder you work in law Isegrim! 54496[/snapback] Though, I really found it hilarious how the Keegan times were used as a point why the performance against Birmingham was an indication for better times.

Fair enough, but I can't see them finishing 3rd like we did in our first season. Good luck to them though. 54375[/snapback] I agree with you there, 3rd would be a tall order. Thinking back to those days it makes me feel great inside, it was just a total joy to watch and it made you feel so proud. This is how we started the 94-95 season: Leicester 1 NUFC 3 NUFC 4 Coventry 0 NUFC 5 Southampton 1 West Ham 1 NUFC 3 NUFC 4 Chelsea 2 Arsenal 2 NUFC 3 NUFC 1 Liverpool 1 Villa 0 NUFC 2 25 goals in 8 games fanfu--ing tastic!!!!!!! 54426[/snapback] and then Bilbao 54436[/snapback] And finishing a disappointing 6th..... But you're right. Those first 3 seasons in the PL were practically the best in living memory. 54478[/snapback] Though, who cares about enjoying football. I've learnt a couple of days ago that these seasons were not good because in a couple of games Newcastle weren't able to defend a lead...

This statistic is based on the interrogation of 10,000 goats and sheep . 54378[/snapback] Any off this board? 54383[/snapback] No, because the headline isn't "Geeks do it better"

This statistic is based on the interrogation of 10,000 goats and sheep.

But petrol is more explosive than parfume.

... I walked down to my economics test with some of the lads, and at one point of them suddenly announced "FUCK ME WITH A FISH FORK!!!" At which point I think my laughter could be perhaps referred to as "raucous". I maybe even guffawed. Anyways, OH MY GOD I LAUGHED. I then introduced him to "fuck me a lampshade" and, thanks to Isegrim yesterday, "fuck me with a lamp post". It then struck me that I didn't know what it was he was expostulating about in the first place, so about 5 mins on from the original outburst, I had to be like "umm.... why did you yell that??" Apparently it's because there was a HUGE puddle in the road. Hmm.... story started off well... tailed off in the middle.... ending was poor. Needs more dragons. 54112[/snapback] It had me in the middle and that made the story GREAT © SLP 2005.

Maybe it's intifada and your lass just wants a bottle of petrol?!

Looks like Fumaca tbh

What??? Did Australia not qualify automatically?

So many attempts and still unable to score with no goalie in goal... http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05110803.html

Looks nowt like Blaydon tbh. 53978[/snapback] Sure, it's an Adidas jacket.

So there we have Alex, Gemmill and Manc-Mac. But there is neither a fat ginger nor a bald chimp.

I agree that Robert is obviously a selfish character. But I never found those interviews he made during his Newcastle career as bad as they have been made out (mostly by the tabloids). This interview here is very stupid but a "scathing attack" looks different to me. It's definitely not in the Roy Keane league of bollocking your team mates. I think Sir Bobby was doing absolutely the right thing by ignoring Robert most of the time and just concentrate on his football talking.

If only for how hard security'll have to work to keep me away.... *sigh* 53899[/snapback] I think you need help tbh. I would imagine he is repulsive to 99% of women! 53924[/snapback] Yes, but this Lou isn't a woman, it is a lunatic.

I think it was more Jekyll&Hyde performances we saw then. But I admit you do have a point. Anyway, flicking through .com's waffles I stumbled along this piece of fortune telling (from the match against Leeds) ... So three years on, does anyone really believe he is becoming a 20 goals striker suddenly?

Nope. Comedy and penalty genius.