Zathras

To ensure we can hold it against these? Might want 8.

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

A shot! We had a shot!

Hell's Bells

Phew. That was a lot less comfortable than it should have been.

Nine fucking minutes? What the actual fuck?

Ball was out on the cross

Oh fuck off

Sloppy as fuck but I will take it all day.

FFS

We overperformed so much last season it's going to make this year that much more painful.

JFC there's no one within ten yards of him.

was just typing it was only a matter of time. THat's that. Time to go do something else.

Tonali off but Bruno stays? Why?

Woof. This is shaping up to be a tough watch.

How is that not a card?

Fuck nuggets

Right; I'll just change my name to Cassandra then?

From 1-0 up against 10 men to 2-1 loss, with Botman going off injured. Only way for this to be more Newcastle would be for there to have been another injury.

Fuck off. And I have more disappointment at the MNUFC v. Seattle match to look forward to this afternoon.

How much stoppage time will there be? However long it takes for Liverpool to score a winner.

Aww fucknuggets. Called it, didn't I?

Should have been 2-0

No replay of the handball shouts? Looked pretty dodgy live.