Zathras

SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Un Drop Able

Mein gott that Tonali is a good player

Owen GOAAAAAAAAAAAL

What a shit penalty!

FFS

As someone who also has two celiacs in the house, I find this hilariously heartwarming

Sure am glad I made it to Newcastle last fall. Not sure the city will still be there in the morning! I already got the NUFC tattoo. What do I add to it I wonder.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fucksticks

Stoppage time: as long as it takes for Liverpool to score two. 😒

Bullshit

I an always impressed by how we can fuck up cup finals before the match even kicks off. JFC

I somehow forget between matches against Liverpool how many of their players I specifically detest.

All ball. FFS

I was going to comment that it being above 0° F (-18°C) felt positively balmy this morning. But it was actually still -1° (-17° C). Still.

Anybody got a spare room?

JFC how am I supposed to take a walk for my mental health with the country collapsing around me in this weather? Mind you, this is Celsius, thank fuck. Though the overnight low last night was -25 Fahrenheit (-32 C)

Bright side is that they’re actually under 0.75 xG despite having three. of course our xG is 0.04…

JFC

Oof.

Absolutely embarrassing.