Ellie

What, you want a finger aswell?? Sick, Sick puppy lol

OMFG, You'll be wanting your back doors kicking in next

Wrap the chicken in silver foil first. It keeps the chicken moist and also stops you having to clean chicken off the grill Or do the chicken in a marinade so you've got summat to spoon over it while it's grilling. Either way, Foreman grills are spot on but - as mentioned - they can be an absolute sod to clean. They say you should do it while the grill's still warm, but that tends to be when I'm eating what I've just cooked on it. They used to come with a non stick plastic comb type thing for cleaning them, great until you melt it

Thanks for the comments TBH the nipper is an absolute natural in front of the camera and just grabbed the headphones one day and I got a few sample pics on the iphone so while I'd got the kit out after a job the other day I just gave them to him to mess with lol, there is loads of him just eating them mind too lol but thats to be expected from a 7 month old lol, but for his dad, well, he's got no excuses ahaha Sammynb - the second lass down, dark hair was an actual contracted UK SG for a while, she was absolutely great to work with, so was the first lass tbh. Keep an eye out for studio days, there is a place in Hartlepool that does them I think, you just take your cam down, pay about £20-£30 for a few hours, the studio supply all the models, equipment and do all the set up for you and you snap away. As for backgrounds, I mainly work from a chromakey green screen so I can pull it out aftewards in ps and replace it with what ever I want. It's great if your doing promo work and need a flat background Original Image Take the green away and replace it with a flat background or something a bit more fancy or silly If you can be bothered to mess on with chromakey its fab what results you can get

Best make sure your next girlfriend can't read or write then

Oh thats a bit of a low blow isn't it? I'd rather shop for our sons nappies without you anyway, domesticity doesn't suit you!

Lol Guess who'll be wearing the clown outfit Pud dressed as a clown is frankly the stuff of nightmares. Think Ronald Mcdonald and Chuckie in slippers and your half way there

Like a rat up a drainpipe (note to admin - why is there no 'cock knocker' smiley??? ) And just because it's super self indulgent and I can't resist..The main man in my life looking ubber cute ....

Lol Guess who'll be wearing the clown outfit

Really like this image, composition is lovely but one tiny tiny thing that spoils it is that bloody road sign in the background, so distracting for such a little thing, what you like at shopping, it would be worth the effort to try and remove it Hope you dont mind, just had a quick play on, you'll be able to do it a lot better with the original sized image mind, but you see what i mean about the distraction?

Really like this image, composition is lovely but one tiny tiny thing that spoils it is that bloody road sign in the background, so distracting for such a little thing, what you like at shopping, it would be worth the effort to try and remove it

My portfolio is a little bit different, I mainly shoot portrait work these days with a basic 'studio' set up. I also shoot the majority of my 'studio' stuff using the chromakey background and edit as per client request afterward but I do prefer location shoots. My kit comprises of Nikon D200 body Nikkor 28-85mm lens Nikkor 75-300mm lens Nikon speedlight sb-600 flash unit Couple of lighting/flash rigs Various reflectors Chromakey backdrop Photoshop Trust graphics tablet I dont use any manual filters, I tend to just mess on in PS. Some images have already been watermarked, didn't do it for this, will apologise in advance, posted a few too many These where shot down by the Cluny a few years ago now for a models portfolio, quite a lot of colour enhancing post process for this for dramatic effect Studio work against black background using a basic flash rig A few shots taken on the quayside with just 28-85mm lens and last one in studio Old shot experimenting with lighting and contrast Another early shot experimenting with lighting and chopping up, zooming in mind its pretty poor lol Airbrushing work in ps

Your macro work is lovely, I really could do with a new lens

A charver and he's not even out of the womb (at least I don't think he is, not been around here much lately!). Er ermmmm, how very rude. My little boy will certainly not be a chav, in or out of the womb I'll have you know. Just a word of warning mind, pregnant ladies are excluded from the public decency act, which means technically we can pee ANYWHERE as long as we don't cause criminal damage. Coat pockets and desk draws are my favourite place atm, and thats just when I'm in a good mood

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