The Fish

Holy Fuck, this is a mess. Sort your shit out Wolfgang. This is borderline unreadable.

What are you driving?

Wirelessly? Just plug it in man. It's not going to let Agent Smith loose in the Matrix or owt. Honestly, you're as bad as my Dad, and he's 75!

Eh? Mate, you plug your cable into the USB port and the Audi OS will identify the phone and display Air or Android play. This isn't like haXX0ring your phone/car, it's a feature.

Yeah we've got a Kia and a VW and we can use either Apple or Android apps in both cars. Going half and half screen so you can have the map up at the same time as Spotify or whatever is handy. Don't have wireless is either car, but my Kia is coming to the end of PCP, so I might see what I can get.

Was it your kid that flicked your ear on the Metro?

Definitely want the more social games. Like Mario Kart, or whatever. Don't really feel an urge to play Call of Duty online etc. Don't much fancy getting repeatedly murdered by some Mumbai teenager with a potty mouth.

Yep, sure, yes, Ok, I hear what you're saying, but what if this was a fool proof plan to allow me to buy myself a Switch, pass it off as generosity towards my child and likely get the wife to chip in?

How old was yours before they got their first console? I'm tempted to get him a Switch for Christmas, Mrs Fish it's too early.

I like when peoples try to gift Trump some kind of Galaxy Brain intellect. The bloke is a fucking chancer and a grifter. Thick as fuck and a failed businessman.

This feels awfully close to suggesting both sides are as bad as eachother. Why would right wing Americans go nuts? I thought they were all in favour of free speech? Unless of course nuts is their default position and they just need to be triggered

We were worried about our little'un starting school. He can be shy at times. The concern was that the school has a nursery attached that he didn't go to, so half the kids in his class would already know each other and he'd know no one. It soon sorted itself out.

The other kids might be, but honestly, they'll change who they play with on a weekly basis. If he enjoys playing football he'll sharp make friends. He'll not be left behind or owt.

If you've got him in football training, if you keep him hanging out with kids away from school and all that, he'll be grand. He might just need a little time to warm up. You got him in any other groups outside of school? Maybe try some martial arts?

So it sounds like there are very fine people on both sides?

Honestly, I don't wish ill on anyone. But if Trump died of natural causes before the next election, it wouldn't be the worst thing for US politics.

Woody Harrelson is a top actor, imhotyvm. Good comedic timing, was phenomenal in True Detective, etcetera. Seinfeld is an odd one because he's widely regarded as one of the best technicians in comedy, but away from Bee Movie (less said about that) I can't think of any movie he's been in. He's still a great comedian and has earned a fucking fortune off Seinfeld and his comedy. But the show was just a vehicle for him and his stand up. You could go back to Mork and Mindy and say Robin Williams went on to great things too. I like Seinfeld and Cheers, and Frasier too. I wouldn't say they necessarily stand the test of time, but when they were broadcast, they were superb.

Well, the last two posts are a horrible indictment of what happens after you hit 50.

It has a laugh track. But it's not a 'filmed in front of a live audience' laugh track, it's a fucking sound board laugh track.

I'd be somewhat reassured if he did.