The Fish

2 goalkeepers on the bench 6 players who can play fullback No strikers. No young players who could have taken the places of Gillespie, Ritchie or Dummett?

"Ok, I see, and are these 'Mags at Work' in the room now?"

Not taking gaming advice from an ex-Games Workshop patron

Mamma Mia, thassaspiciermeataball

I'm sure sitting in his house with fuck all to do, and no football to give his brain happy chemicals, he'll be WAY less likely to be tempted.

The fuck is this shit?

Exchanged my end of PCP Kia Ceed, for a newer VW Polo. Honestly I would have been happy enough to buy the Kia, but didn't have £6k lying around. Took the old car to the local Kia dealership but they were oscillating between trying the hard sell on a Corsa, or being utterly disinterested. VW were just much less cunty and therefore much more likely to get my business.

Cattermole, isn't it? I always thought a moderator had to be a calm voice of reason, but that Keith lad is as frothing as they come.

Depends, has he ever kissed a badge and/or had a child?

Wolves are actually not playing terribly. We'll be tired/distracted/disappointed from the Dortmund game. Wilson will have played the majority of three games in a row. Can't rotate the midfield too much (unless we throw Hall in?). Away from home. I say again, One - One, sir.

As long as Handsome Pards isn't in town

Also means that he can be the outlet for Pope's long balls, instead of Burn.

One thing with Almiron is that he, Trippier and Bruno have an excellent understanding on that right hand side. I've noticed (and it may be my eyes lying to me) that BRuno is operating more centrally or to the left recently. With Longstaff or Tonali occupying that right hand half space. Because of this we're not seeing as many 1-2s ending up at Miggy's feet in the box. Seeing more from Longstaff as a goal threat instead. I like Miggy, always have, and while he's not as good as Gordon looks to have become, he's still a tireless pressing machine and always an outball on the right hand side in transition. If he could get his confidence of last season back, he'd be more of a goal threat himself. But a disjointed centre of the park and a change to that right hand side has kind of dampened his impact.

1-1

Aye but who've they played? They've played 4 of the bottom 5 and no one in the top 5.

I was asking because going off their performance metrics, they're actually creating a good number of chances and not allowing many either. If they don't go down this season, it's possible they could get 50-52pts next season and stay up on 38-40pts.

Someone more up to speed with the Bundesliga might correct me, but it doesn't look like they've played anyone decent yet. People on podcasts saying Dortmund aren't that good right now. 2-0

If the get the maximum punishment (they won't), would it definitely be applied this season?

Disappointed I missed the opportunity to call Ginolandtonic an easily lead moron over his ridiculous benefits opinion.

It was a good window. We've signed a goal threat, a midfielder that will reduce our reliance on Bruno when he settles, a long term replacement for Trippier and one of the highest rated young players in the league. We've created room in the budget to strengthen further in January, by selling the player who was least integral to the way we play. Y'all are some whiney-ass bitch boys

Fbref for raw data, whoscored for visualisations

Aye there was a pass out to Gordon's feet that made me double check it hadn't been Schar pinging it.

Man Utd, Man City and Tottenham 'ground out' wins against a side we put 8 past without reply. Let the pundits underestimate us if they like. We know we're class, the players know we're class, Eddie and Jason know we're class. Anyone turning up at St James' expecting anything like the football we saw under Bruce or Benitez deserves the Sahara-dry fucking they'll get. And featuring in something from the ever-increasing library of Jacob Murphy gifs.

Never change, CT. Never change