The Fish

How does your fella feel about that?

Can you teach Mrs Fish that Mantra? We moved into this house about 5 years ago and that fucking basement still has shit in there that has been there since then. I've said that, given the authority, I could clear it out in a weekend, but NOOOooOOOOoooo sometime soon we just might need that still mint in box pan set.

Hard to say, nobody has ever witnessed that.

Nah, when he fucks up the shelving, he'll give up and just use the cardboard boxes they came in as an ersatz storage solution. As moisture makes them sag, he too will crumple under the realisation that he's no Handy Andy.

Magedia

This is now the "If you heard a shit joke today, post it", or at least that's what the last few pages have tortoise.

Us, Man City, probably Chelsea and Man Utd, who would the other 3 be?

Is Scotty bald now? Good lad, only the very best of us make that step forward into maturity. When I became a man I put away childish things, like hair on my head.

He came at the board's original accountant Gemmill: My Brother in Facts.

Cheers for this CT. We can get accommodation from Mrs Fish's Aunt and Uncle. We were thinking about getting day tickets, but queueing at the gate doesn't fill me with anything but preternatural dread.

The audacity, the gall, the hubris of man trying to come at an accountant with maths.

A pedant complaining about pedantry clearly did not know who they were fucking with.

That's irrelevant, Gemmil said add those 9 points to the deduction. Mr Bass said that you deduct it. If you deducted 9pts from the deduction you'd be left with a 1 point deduction. Original deduction is 10pts, add 9pts to that deduction. Increasing the deduction to a 19 point deduction. 14 + (-10 + -9) = -5 14 + (-10 - -9) = 13 14 - (10 + 9) = -5 14 - (10 - 9)= 13 So whichever way you slice it, adding 9 pts to the deduction gives you -5 which is correct. Deducting 9pts from the deduction gives you 13, which is incorrect.

I'd agree I'd been wooshed, if Bass hadn't doubled down so very, very, hard

Your smithing needs practise. Lowercase i's?

I'm more your Gaston kind of physique.

Anyone know how to get cheap(er) Disney holidays?