The Fish

Magedia

This is now the "If you heard a shit joke today, post it", or at least that's what the last few pages have tortoise.

Us, Man City, probably Chelsea and Man Utd, who would the other 3 be?

Is Scotty bald now? Good lad, only the very best of us make that step forward into maturity. When I became a man I put away childish things, like hair on my head.

He came at the board's original accountant Gemmill: My Brother in Facts.

Cheers for this CT. We can get accommodation from Mrs Fish's Aunt and Uncle. We were thinking about getting day tickets, but queueing at the gate doesn't fill me with anything but preternatural dread.

The audacity, the gall, the hubris of man trying to come at an accountant with maths.

A pedant complaining about pedantry clearly did not know who they were fucking with.

That's irrelevant, Gemmil said add those 9 points to the deduction. Mr Bass said that you deduct it. If you deducted 9pts from the deduction you'd be left with a 1 point deduction. Original deduction is 10pts, add 9pts to that deduction. Increasing the deduction to a 19 point deduction. 14 + (-10 + -9) = -5 14 + (-10 - -9) = 13 14 - (10 + 9) = -5 14 - (10 - 9)= 13 So whichever way you slice it, adding 9 pts to the deduction gives you -5 which is correct. Deducting 9pts from the deduction gives you 13, which is incorrect.

I'd agree I'd been wooshed, if Bass hadn't doubled down so very, very, hard

Your smithing needs practise. Lowercase i's?

I'm more your Gaston kind of physique.

Anyone know how to get cheap(er) Disney holidays?

He's back in school today, nigh on sprinting down the road to get there. As soon as he sees his mates he's showing off his cannula bruise and telling them how he got to go in an ambulance. Dunno whether or not to let him go to afterschool club, but going off this morning he 'll be grand. For all I got frustrated towards the end, can't say anything but good things about the staff. The issues all stem from underfunding. Fuck the Tories.

I know GSCEs were a while ago, but come on! My lad is 4 and I reckon with a little coaching he could get the hang of negative numbers before next week.

Sorry, I've missed a bit of this conversation. But just to weigh in on the important part. You don't deduct a deduction, as that would be an addition. 10 + -5 = 5 10 - -5 = 15 -5 + 10 = 5 -5 - 10 = -15 Are you all thinking that the minus before a negative number is an instruction, rather than a descriptor for a number less than 0?

Why would they sue the PL? PL have rules, Everton broke them, Everton are the ones who benefited at the cost to Burnley or Leicester

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