The Fish

Oh, there'd be no sitting until he got it right. Doddering old cunt will stand until he masters the English language.

I can say with some confidence that "Other fans" don't have a strong opinion about Sunderland AFC or the MLFs that support it. Just like "Other fans" wouldn't have a strong opinion about Portsmouth.

If time ends, it's not infinite and as the problem relies on time being infinite enforcing any kind of limit, even the heat death of the universe, renders the solution moot. You can fit infinite elephants inside a field that is infinitely big. You can't the second you put a fence around it, as it immediately ceases to be infinitely big, as you've given it an end. Also, the article says "Despite its name, the so-called heat death would actually be slow and cold" 1, heat death implies death of heat, not death by heat and 2, is doesn't imply speed of any kind. Whoever wrote the article is as stupid as the researchers who wasted their finite time by including finite time.

It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey given infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot.

We're getting better lads.

The lad got a decent haul, but was disappointed because loads of the houses had just left a bowl outside with sweets in it so he "didn't get to scare anyone". He did compliment one lady on her costume though. That costume being "just a normal old lady in a t-shirt and jeans"

They'll beat us 0-2. Soz like, but that's the way it goes.

Vin Diesel's best performance?

The holiday was good, I'd like to say "Corfu is nice" but if I'm honest we didn't see much of it apart from the airport, taxi-interior, and hotel. Major ups were great weather, good food, welcoming staff and all that. Downs were the littlest one getting Hand, Foot and Mouth and incapable of sleeping unless she's on one of me or the Mrs. Still, nowt perks you up after 5 broken hours of sleep quite like a punchy Bloody Mary with your toes in the Ionian sea. 5.8/6.7 would recommend.

Even if they get in Amorim it's not going to go brilliantly. There's too much chaos above and below the manager's office.

0-3

Traveling back from Corfu on Monday. Don't really want to.

I don't there is an analogue, and I don't think there should be one, ya cuck.

Look at those adorable little tails on his lower case f's.

Is the image broken or something? I just see a rock thing in the bottom right.

Ambivalent for the bloke

International football is boring as shit, of course it is. It's knockout football, so you're better off with an excellent defensive outfit, rather than an exciting team. The coaches have little time to work with their players and it's probably wiser to spend that little time working on defensive responsibilities and shapes and relying on the natural ability of your forward to provide the goals.

Look, it's very very simple. The FA wants an up and coming coach, who's got a long history of winning things, who has a good relationship with established internationals, but doesn't have any favourites. Whose first eleven is young and thrilling and experienced and assured. And by God he best be from England's green and pleasant land.