The Fish

I'd honestly prefer Evan Ferguson from Brighton, but I doubt we could get them to sell him for a figure within our budget. I don't know a lot about Santiago Gimenez at Feyenoord, but he looks decent. Also Ricardo Pepi at PSV.

Genuinely thought I'd hit gold when I was given an apprentice to 'help with my workload' . Trouble is, she's thick as fuck and can't follow simple step by step instructions. Also, she doesn't understand fractions; 36/30 because "there's 36 of them and 30 were successful"... I swear to God. So I end up having to actually undo her work, and do it again with her watching which means I can't open the file I've made which does it for me automatically. She's also emailed a senior manager to say a report would be delayed, she sent " Hi [Name Redacted], soz about this, but the SDM will be late cos of people being off over Xmas. Cheers [Name redacted] 😝" And she's hoping for a job at the end of this?

Pancrate looked decent against Swansea and Watford I had to double check wiki to make sure I remembered it right and enjoyed the description of his Watford goal

You wouldn't believe how motivated I am to avoid doing my actual work. Which is dicking about with coding and excel, for what it's worth.

Really? I'm not sure. Willock is behind Bruno, Joelinton and arguably Longstaff and Tonali in midfield. He's certainly behind Gordon and arguably Barnes on the left. Whereas Almiron is the first choice right winger, even when everyone is fit.

Only thing going faster than his legs are three geriatrics going down the same hill in a bathtub.

Can we please put an end to this fucking circle jerk?

Sobbing into the teacakes as he pushes his Hovis pedal bike up the steepest hill in the world.

My best mate was so convinced we had the next Maldini, he got Pistone on the back of his shirt. There's tale of someone thinking the answers to our problems would be a young Irish winger called Shane Ferguson.

But Gordon's form means Joelinton and Willock won't join up on that left side like they did last season. We play with 3 in midfield. Bruno has to start, but to get the best out of him, he needs physicality and/or tenacity around him. So that means 2 from Joelinton, Longstaff, Miley and Willock. Of those 4 only Longstaff and Joelinton can be relied upon to give the bite we need in midfield. Willock is basically a more narrow left winger, imo. In that position we have Barnes and Gordon, plus Joelinton or Isak at a fucking push. As I've said, if we didn't have financial restraints, or if we had the full strength team, I wouldn't countenance selling Willock.

Sima, wasn't it?

Those troublesome bowling green pitches. I'm sure we all miss the days football was played on pitches like this

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It's superb. Similar arc to Ted Lasso mind, but superb none the less.

And you're on the list.

Genuinely think Tonali was bought to usurp Longstaff, and if he hadn't spent his time in the local Guglielmo Collina we might have been talking about Longstaff's imminent move to Fulham, but we are where we are.

That's a fair point. That might shift Longstaff into my crosshairs.

And if we could afford it, I'd strengthen the team without losing any good players, especially Willock. But we apparently have fuck all FFP room to manoeuvre .

Trouble is, neither of them have a decent deputy. Almiron's deputy is currently Murphy, Wilson's is Gordon or Barnes out of position. So, selling either would still leave us short in those areas. e,g, say we sold Almiron for €30m, signed Wirtz for €60m. Now we've got an upgrade on Almiron, but no sub. Any injury to Florian and we're Wirtz off. We'd probably only get around €15m for Wilson, that's not enough for a 3rd choice striker for a team with lofty ambitions, let alone a 2nd choice striker who will likely have to play a lot of games to cover for the injured Isak. I take your point re: Tonali and Barnes, but given we've only just signed them, I'd be shocked if they were even considered for sale.

Lets be honest, none of us are exactly snowed under.

I think you're misunderstanding the central point. Say there are three groups within the squad, we can argue about which player fits in which group, but as a starter I put it like this. Group 1 - The 'Purple players' Group 2 - Squad players Group 3- the Fringe Nobody in group 3 would command a decent fee, so lets rules them out as options to increase FFP wriggle room. So that leaves groups 1 and 2. Without spending a LOT of money on a replacement, I can't see anyone in group 1 that we should sell and it would leave us in a similar position where we're either putting square pegs in round holes, or significantly dropping the standard of player by using a deputy from groups 2 or 3. So that leaves group 2. In that group you've got a couple of young lads coming through in Anderson and Miley, their stock is set to rise and we don't yet know what their real ceiling is, and you've got Hall who isn't our player yet so we can't sell him anyway, so lets scratch them off the list. Dan Burn and Longstaff have shown they can play on the biggest stage and while we will need to upgrade them both, right now they appear integral to how Howe wants us to play, so they're out. So, who does that leave you with? And of those, who'd command the biggest fee? And who plays in a position we have depth in? I mean, if everyone is fit, who does Willock get in ahead of? Bruno? Joelinton? Tonali? Longstaff? He's a great option to have on the bench, or for certain opponents, but he doesn't command a starting place ahead of those lads. So, if that is the case, and we need money to bring in players for expensive positions (DM, RW & CF), does it not make sense to sell our most valuable, least integral player?