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Yeah, that just returns the unique job that have a failure, unfortunately. Jobs can fail and succeed on the same day, which is causing the issue. I need jobs that fail, and only fail.
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Fuck it @Gemmill it's better with pictures so I'll stick it here. I need to return purely those fixes that have failed status and no success status. Pivot table returns this; so I want to return only the lwfra1oraavp01 and those like it. The column to the right of the pivot contains the following; =IF(AND(NOT(ISBLANK(K5)),(ISBLANK(L5))),J5,"Success"), which is fine, but I want to return an array with solely the jobs that are not success. I'd prefer to pull from the raw data rather than the pivot.
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Patience young grasshopper. The takeover happened Oct 7th 2021. That's not even 2 and half years ago. We were 19th, winless, managed by Steve Bruce and we were posting numbers like this; You need to slow your roll.
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We could always eat the rich?
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More likely is a civil war. Would I take up arms against the gammons? You bet your soy latte I would.
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I don't think you goat needs much encouragement to get got. Your goat is pretty welcoming to the idea of getting got. You goat is a needy fucking whore, is what I'm saying.
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Like Renton says, it's less about the increase in obesity, and more about the permanent damage it's done. 'Normal' obesity could be addressed with an increase in funding for sports activities in schools, greater education on dieting, and the like. But this is a huge swathe of the population who spent a year damaged by lockdown, damage that can't be undone.
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Been watching For All Mankind. It's good and better than doing work
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I don't really understand what you're getting at here? We've signed one of the top prospects in the following positions; Forward, midfield, centre back, fullback. Only one of them for north of €40m, that being Isak. And he's a forward which obviously means there's a premium to pay. Man City may have signed Kovacic for €30m (not sure if that's a great deal or not), but they've also dropped €62m on Matheus Nunes and €49m on Kalvin Phillips, lets no make out like we're dropping the ball while everybody else is hitting nothing but net. Thus far, we've got a very good strike rate on transfers, with question marks hovering over only a few; Wood, Hall, and...
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He has done well when deputising for Botman, and his personality is reportedly important in the dressing room, he deserves credit for his professionalism, and his role in leading the team back from the Championship as well. I just can't see him doing anything but dropping further down the pecking order, and there's only 5 months left on his contract. I don't see the value in re-upping his contract so if there's any chance of getting money for him, it's got to be now.
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STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract
The Fish replied to Sever07's topic in Newcastle Forum
I didn't know that but it's not in the least bit surprising. -
STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract
The Fish replied to Sever07's topic in Newcastle Forum
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You need a big ol' gulp of Man the Fuck Up Juice. There've been plenty of stories linking us to players, some of them may hold water, some may not. The point is, most of the stories are nonsense, just rumour mill shit. We are absolutely open to offers for everyone, but don't confuse being open for business as being weak. We're batting away bids for Trippier and Wilson, we're demanding a high price for Almiron. We're no pushovers where it really matters.
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STEVEN TAYLOR has turned down a new five-year contract
The Fish replied to Sever07's topic in Newcastle Forum
That mother fucker. Even tried to insert himself into Jonas' statement celebration after he scored that goal against West Ham to ensure our survival. -
I think he's filtered by league games.
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Maybe we were only entertaining a conversation because we weren't able to shift anyone else? But now Lascelles + who knows else might be out the door, they don't need to sell?
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It seems like they still believe "First Dibs" counts for something?
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Totally different circumstance though isn't it? Loan fee comes off this years accounts, and Phillips would likely command a large fee in next years accounts. If Lascelles does go, then the Turkish club can amortise the fee over the length of his contract. Say 3yr deal, that's a £2.3m per year commitment. We have to take care of our PSR situation, I've no idea what wriggle room Besiktas have. Phillips hasn't played much at all, not even in the cups, Lascelles has played a lot, in the CL too.
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Maybe, dunno, it could be £5m. But whatever we get will be available to spend. Lascelles will either go now for some money or in 6 months for nothing. We've got serviceable deputy centrebacks like Burn, and even Murphy, Krafth, and Dummett. In terms of leadership on the pitch, yeah that is a concern. After those two, you're looking at Bruno who isn't the calmest head, Schar who doesn't seem like an inspirational character.
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£50k a week, reportedly, and if we get, say £7m for him, that's a £35m player over 5yrs. We got Botman for £39m.
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What ever it is, will be pure profit in PSR terms. Getting his wages off the books as well.