The Fish

That there is the cowardly talk of a Communist.

Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves.

Don't those blue tick accounts get money every time someone looks at or interacts with a post?

Sepp Blatter has entered the chat.

What, just a big syringe with warm salty water?

I'd be delighted to send Trippier to Bayern in exchange for Kimmich, but I think that if that happens it would just be two separate deals.

Swap deals just rarely happen in real life though. Too many factors involved.

Haven't looked on RTG, but Sunderland twitter is in absolute meltdown.

I'm taking about selling Lascelles now, buy a DM, then bring in a CB in the summer window

Fuck me that is both clearly horseshit and one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

Cyclists around here are inconsiderate bellends as well, but so are the drivers for what it's worth.

Anubis one little pun would Set all this off.

They bought him for €35m last season, he's played almost every game for them, I can't see them selling, especially not for a price we can afford.

You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff

A Poly?! I'll fight you right now. I went to a god damn Redbrick University. Not some jumped up community college. To be fair, he only got a 2:2 because his mam died around the time of his exams and they gave him a grade off the back of his work up to then. There was no way he would have passed otherwise.

Well we should aim to get around £7-10m for him, which may not sound a lot, but it's pure FFP profit. I don't know why you think we'd have to spend any money we got for Lascelles, on a replacement for Lascelles? He's fine for a 3-4th choice CB, but so is Burn, and arguably Krafth and Dummett too. They don't need to be as good as Botman or Schar, just good enough to help us limp past whichever opponent we're facing on the odd occasions where we're without our first choice CB partnership. Ideally, the 3rd choice CB would be a young, promising academy graduate.

I properly George Bushed it when Mrs Fish suggested we watch it. Absolutely butchered the saying, trying to be clever andended up looking a right prick. Yes, yes. "Same as on here" you're all cunts.

Well no, you wouldn't

I tend to either grab the tablet, or a book or something when she's watching that kind of stuff.