The Fish

That mother fucker. Even tried to insert himself into Jonas' statement celebration after he scored that goal against West Ham to ensure our survival.

I think he's filtered by league games.

Maybe we were only entertaining a conversation because we weren't able to shift anyone else? But now Lascelles + who knows else might be out the door, they don't need to sell?

It seems like they still believe "First Dibs" counts for something?

Totally different circumstance though isn't it? Loan fee comes off this years accounts, and Phillips would likely command a large fee in next years accounts. If Lascelles does go, then the Turkish club can amortise the fee over the length of his contract. Say 3yr deal, that's a £2.3m per year commitment. We have to take care of our PSR situation, I've no idea what wriggle room Besiktas have. Phillips hasn't played much at all, not even in the cups, Lascelles has played a lot, in the CL too.

Maybe, dunno, it could be £5m. But whatever we get will be available to spend. Lascelles will either go now for some money or in 6 months for nothing. We've got serviceable deputy centrebacks like Burn, and even Murphy, Krafth, and Dummett. In terms of leadership on the pitch, yeah that is a concern. After those two, you're looking at Bruno who isn't the calmest head, Schar who doesn't seem like an inspirational character.

£50k a week, reportedly, and if we get, say £7m for him, that's a £35m player over 5yrs. We got Botman for £39m.

What ever it is, will be pure profit in PSR terms. Getting his wages off the books as well.

Well, William Frankenstein lives at 3225 Grace St NW 225 Washington DC. Dunno if he's got a PhD though.

At the four corners of the Kingdom.

What was the name of that ship that got stuck in the canal?

£7m for a loan that might not work out and no resale value or £7m a year for a £35m player who we can hawk to Saudi for twice his value?

I get through all 24hrs of every day without caring which famous person claims to support Newcastle United. If possible I care even less about which famous people claim to support Sunderland. My support for Newcastle is not really dependent on the whims of a minstrel who enjoys shagging at the pace of a geriatric sloth.

Ederson from Atalanta, Dunno about winger/forwards but if there are any legs in the Sesko rumours, we could shift Isak to the right Sesko from RB Leipzig

Get a midfielder who specialises in 8 or 6, but can play the other. Get a wide player who can also play up front. Job. Fucking. Done.

Only have Endtroducing. I like it, so he can shut up.

Put him at ease, have this as your backdrop

That there is the cowardly talk of a Communist.

Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves.

Don't those blue tick accounts get money every time someone looks at or interacts with a post?