The Fish

Collecting them all together will mean lower fees/charges, and will mean you've a larger pot. Plus it cuts down on admin/literature nonsense.

That's just the echo.

Is that code for having a shit?

At the moment English is the language you're reaching for, like a toddler. My syntax is conversational and fine for this place. Your spelling and syntax is leading to people question if you know the language at all. For example, lynquestic quadry? Linguistic quandary is what I assume you were reaching for, but even then that wouldn't make sense. You don't "cast" a quandary (a state of uncertainty), linguistic or otherwise. You cast aspersions, or you are in a quandary over language. But you don't cast a linguistic quandary, and certainly not a lynquestic quadry. Nike or Adidas want to be associated with progress, with success, with attractive brands. Us not signing someone of the calibre of David Beckham isn't going to change that. Of course there are shady deals in football, look at us signing Boumsong for an example. But again, I'm not sure what the fuck this has got to do with the here and now?

Adidas aren't going to pull funding because we don't, in the FIRST YEAR OF THE CONTRACT, sign a global superstar. They're hitching their wagon to ours because, with the backing of the Saudis, it's likely that we will become a Champions League regular, and regularly competing for domestic honours too. Those players you mentioned have individual deals with Adidas, so I'm not sure why you brought them up? Ok, I'm going to ask you something, and I don't mean any offence, but is English your first language? I ask because I'm wary of going in on you in case much of this is just a case of misunderstanding?

We might not buy someone, but we'll get bodies in.

Stop penetrating my echo chamber!

Yeah it's a screengrab of the table exactly The fix can be attempted any number of times. So, it could fail once, then work on the second, or fail 6 times and succeed on the 7th. I want only the fixes that fail and are at no point successful.

No it won't and no it absolutely won't. A disaster? Have you heard yourself man?! We were relegation fodder 2 1/2yrs ago. It took Man City 3 yrs to get into the CL and they had unlimited spending on top of a 7yrs of top flight midtable football, where they'd spent €105m. We have less freedom to spend, a lower rung to climb from and a more congested top table than ever. If Kimmich is going to a PL club he's of the ability to play for the established elite. We need to be buying players who could, but who aren't yet fancied. Players like Bruno, Botman, Isak, Livramento, etc.

New one every month

Delivered as an excel, by 3rd party, hosted on a sharepoint. They lift raw data from their server.

Yeah, that just returns the unique job that have a failure, unfortunately. Jobs can fail and succeed on the same day, which is causing the issue. I need jobs that fail, and only fail.

Fuck it @Gemmill it's better with pictures so I'll stick it here. I need to return purely those fixes that have failed status and no success status. Pivot table returns this; so I want to return only the lwfra1oraavp01 and those like it. The column to the right of the pivot contains the following; =IF(AND(NOT(ISBLANK(K5)),(ISBLANK(L5))),J5,"Success"), which is fine, but I want to return an array with solely the jobs that are not success. I'd prefer to pull from the raw data rather than the pivot.

Patience young grasshopper. The takeover happened Oct 7th 2021. That's not even 2 and half years ago. We were 19th, winless, managed by Steve Bruce and we were posting numbers like this; You need to slow your roll.

We could always eat the rich?

More likely is a civil war. Would I take up arms against the gammons? You bet your soy latte I would.

I don't think you goat needs much encouragement to get got. Your goat is pretty welcoming to the idea of getting got. You goat is a needy fucking whore, is what I'm saying.

Like Renton says, it's less about the increase in obesity, and more about the permanent damage it's done. 'Normal' obesity could be addressed with an increase in funding for sports activities in schools, greater education on dieting, and the like. But this is a huge swathe of the population who spent a year damaged by lockdown, damage that can't be undone.

Been watching For All Mankind. It's good and better than doing work

I don't really understand what you're getting at here? We've signed one of the top prospects in the following positions; Forward, midfield, centre back, fullback. Only one of them for north of €40m, that being Isak. And he's a forward which obviously means there's a premium to pay. Man City may have signed Kovacic for €30m (not sure if that's a great deal or not), but they've also dropped €62m on Matheus Nunes and €49m on Kalvin Phillips, lets no make out like we're dropping the ball while everybody else is hitting nothing but net. Thus far, we've got a very good strike rate on transfers, with question marks hovering over only a few; Wood, Hall, and...

He has done well when deputising for Botman, and his personality is reportedly important in the dressing room, he deserves credit for his professionalism, and his role in leading the team back from the Championship as well. I just can't see him doing anything but dropping further down the pecking order, and there's only 5 months left on his contract. I don't see the value in re-upping his contract so if there's any chance of getting money for him, it's got to be now.

I didn't know that but it's not in the least bit surprising.

"The Grift"?

You need a big ol' gulp of Man the Fuck Up Juice. There've been plenty of stories linking us to players, some of them may hold water, some may not. The point is, most of the stories are nonsense, just rumour mill shit. We are absolutely open to offers for everyone, but don't confuse being open for business as being weak. We're batting away bids for Trippier and Wilson, we're demanding a high price for Almiron. We're no pushovers where it really matters.