The Fish

Could the prices flux that much if there's a cap, though? Say Chelsea spunk £120m on Sander Berge and he inevitably flops, that's not going to make all bang average midfielders 'worth' £120m, is it? The flex should come from the spending power of the least rich member of the PL, so if Leicester, Southampton and Leeds were to be promoted it could increase, but if Luton, QPR and Plymouth fluked promotion it should contract.

What about a spend cap? Like £120m, say. Would mean the top clubs can buy 1 or 2 toptoptoptoptop players, but the lower teams have the freedom to fill out their squad more. Would prevent a club like Chelsea spending more in 1 window that others have over 5 years, but would allow clubs like Villa, Everton, Nottingham Forest and ourselves could keep things competitive. Coupled with a rolling 3yr limit of £360m loss allowance?

It doesn't even have to be entirely scrapping PSR, just retooling it to better fit it's remit. Stop allowing clubs to spend beyond their means, for sure a club should be protected from bad owners. And we should prevent the megarich clubs from spending without some kind of limit, for the sake of sporting integrity.

They're like a Fop tribute act.

We did, but we haven't got home advantage and we are just honking away from home this season.

You, sir, are a goddamn liar.

I worked really hard when I got this job, spent ages setting up things to make future work a lot easier. I'm at the stage now where most of my job is secretly automated which means I can study more, spend more time finding new ways to make my job easier in the future. I've got colleagues whose entire week is filled with stuff that I would have tried to find a way to automate. But they've done it that way for years and are happy enough, I guess. If something comes in that's away from my usual work I'll work hard, but most of my week is setting a few things off and waiting for the reports to be spat out. I work to live and given nobody's health or wellbeing is reliant on me putting 110% effort in, I don't do it.

What film is that from?

We'll lose this one.

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Targett cannot possibly be on £100k a week.

Same here.

That doesn't sound like our fans (or any fanbase on twitter).

Ah that's shit man. Hopefully you'll find something quickly.

Get more people buying tickets to win mega-ultra-uber-jackpot than you would if it was "just" £1m. In the UK I think there's a chance to £1m with every ticket you buy for the Euros, not sure if its the same for the UK Lotto.

He has been The Model of professionalism.

If they haven't they should open up their Computer, love.

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