The Fish

She's a cannuck so generally has a sunny disposition.

Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Jesus Christ man, it's not misogyny. I was being fucking considerate. Wimmin!

Didn't they bid for Capital of Culture (or something) where most of the 'attractions' were Newcastle or Northumberland?

Craig Hope will be hovering over his keyboard, just waiting for the optimism to reach it's zenith before "Schar's hand to be amputated, will miss Arsenal. Isak and Willock suffer setbacks and will play not part in the rest of the season. Pope and Anderson involved in a murder/suicide incident."

Everybody wants their moment in the fucking spotlight. Around the takeover we had people from Sky, BT, talkSport and the like asking the lads on the podcast if we wanted to go on their shows, provide content for their channels and shit. I've no doubt the same call went out to Pearson, Wraith and the rest of them. I couldn't be less interested, but when I saw who got those spots I worried I'd made a mistake. At least I could have maybe killed off a few thousand from their audience and made them think twice about asking gobshite know-nowts.

Uncal Mick! Noooooooo

It's all part of the plan. Establish themselves as great place to farm kids on loan to so that the big clubs like them, that keeps the "Just play the kids" lot happy enough and fuels the delusion that these 'promising stars of tomorrow' may stay to help them get promoted next season, keep cycling through managers so that the failure to get promoted can be spun as an inevitable result of striving to get the best man for the job, sell the kids that show promise to fund the repairs of lifts and turnstiles, rinse and repeat.

Shit one, not the permacrock

Got to be a good album's worth of material from that heartbreak.

And yet Mainoo is the one who should get an England spot? Good job I couldn't give a shit about the national team.

You're right, he doesn't. But I would.

Immediately made me think about "I swear I can't help it" on Channel 4.

His return could allow us to play more variations during the game. If we're on top, but not making real in-roads, swap out Longstaff or Miley for Anderson and play him in the hole?

Probably still haunted by antediluvian memories, right?

Jesus Christ. Did you bunk with Methuselah at Uni?

and yet plenty of sexual peeking.

Fuck you're old

Why not? Forget about football for a minute, there are some really good ones out there, whatever you're in to.