The Fish

You have a strange idea of what flirting is.

I think this is part of that investigation Roman Abramovich bankrolled major Dutch club while Chelsea owner — The Bureau of Investigative Journalism (en-GB) (thebureauinvestigates.com)

Do they sing nicely?

With this, Everton, Forest, and Villa I don't know which side of this I'm falling on; Are the FFP/PSR rules finally holding reckless spending to account or, Are ambitious clubs having their growth limited?

Now, if he was doping while at Man Utd he needs to get his supplier done for false advertising

6 stories about 3/4 matches, when the 4th match was boring as fuck. Sounds fair to me like. And like Paddocklad says, it'll get the most traffic so What would you have preferred? Even if there were 4 stories, 3 of them would still have been about the 'Big 6' clubs.

Weren't we linked with Ramsey from them?

That's not where you're dribbling from.

These are 3 of the 'big 6' Premier League clubs in action. Chelsea's game was full of action and needed a 90th minute winner to settle it. Manchester United's game had talking points and was also settled in dramatic fashion. Liverpool have just won the League Cup and have a chance for a Quadruple and are playing young promising players (which always gets attention), and the 4th match was a 1-0 victory for Wolves over Brighton with little to no drama. I'd save your wrath for less explainable shit. Like just how we can be so unlucky in the draws/

He's been quite clear. It was wrong.

I'm always up for a little Chelsea, Liverpool and Man Utd abuse, but I dunno what the issue is here?

He's only some butter, chocolate and golden syrup away from saying "let them eat cake"

Given they're effectively putting a CGI mask over his real face, why not that same de-aged Robert De Niro face on some body double? It's bizarre.

Not sure a geriatric psychopath would have been great in that midfield. Personally (and in hindsight) would have gone 2 in midfield (Bruno and Miley), 3 ahead of them (Gordon Willock and Almiron) with 1 up top (Isak). Willock playing the number 10 position, but more of a support striker role?

He'd never catch up with Gloomy.

He moves like the de-aged De Niro in the Irishman.

The trouble with hooking Longstaff is, who for? Miley is 17yrs old and just as jaded as Longstaff. Anderson is literally just back from a back injury. Hall is apparently part of some apocalyptic prophecy that forewarns of doom and ruin if he should ever play more than 5 minutes at the end of a game.

He's a game but limited player. When we have control of midfield he can be a real bonus, but without Joelinton and Bruno beside him, he looks a little lost.

Frustratingly we looked most likely to create a chance when we got into extra time. We were playing with pace and intensity. We could and should have been doing from the off. We were slow and obvious in our build up (with Lascelles being the worst offender), which meant Blackburn had so much time to settle into their defensive shape. Against a low block you need to move the ball around the pitch at pace and we came nowhere near that. Isak and Gordon were chasing inaccurate balls on the flanks, miles away from their goal. Longstaff was so poor technically, as was the rest of the team, but he especially seemed to only be able to pass the ball 5yds sideways or backwards with any reliable accuracy. This should have been an opportunity to put 2 or 3 past the Championship's second worst defence in a thoroughly professional, morale boosting win. Instead it was a 120 minute confidence sapping slog. The only player who should feel good about themselves are Dubravka and maybe Gordon. It'll be Liverpool at Anfield next.

You should be flogged

That's a fivehead right there