The Fish

Joelinto's payrise allows us to have a strong midfield without paying top dollar + wages for his replacement. By keeping Joelinton we make Bruno more amenable to stay. Then we have a midfield options from: Bruno, Joelinton, Tonali, Anderson, Longstaff, Miley, Willock. Add a top class defensive midfielder who can cover for (or usurp) Joelinton and we'd have a strong, variable midfield with a range of experience.

I did, no surprise your diminishing eyesight failed you though.

You shut your whore mouth!

They're not plucky underdog, they're one of the richest and most successful clubs on the planet. This isn't Rotherham meeting Man City in the cup, it's a fucking derby between two sides in the top flight where 1 player got a yellow card. Man Utd have over €700m worth of talent, and they managed 3 shots, less than 25% of what Luton managed (€101m). Luton. Luton also managed more possession. In fact Man City managed as many shots against Man Utd as they took in their games against Luton and Bournemouth (€341m) combined.

Good. Gordon is so impressive. Especially as these number have been posted without being alongside the same striker consistently, without a midfield that provides him the best connections, or a fullback that can support in attack.

Same as Chelsea

It shows. He's got the best person to learn from in Trippier, in my opinion.

I do not accept your apology. Hair Shirt, self-flagellation, your choice.

No.

All of our country is a slum compared to Wakanda.

Fair play. That's bravery right there.

Yes. Not in Basque though. Maybe Russian?

Probably not. So far you've failed to achieve anything you set out to... But keep trying, it's entertaining as all hell.

Dat likkle boi juss a wasteman, y'getme?

Be useful to see a comparison over the past 5 years, to be honest. Chop Chop Scotty Boy

It was his dad's way of spoiling his ballot.

I'd suggest Voodoo People. Or Poison? Maybe even a Spitfire?

I thought that was a good idea when I was young as well. Really sorted the mess out.

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