The Fish

Speaking of clods...

Congrats Strawb, and I agree with Gemmill, she's now the Toontastic bitch. CT will be devastated to lose his spot, but whaddyagonnado?

You talking to me?

Ta

Is "As an electric car owner" going to become the new "As a vegan"?

Hope it went well mate, when will you find out?

What was his theory?

Don't understand West Brom keeping Berahino when they're not playing him. Also, it wasn't just us after him, Spurs and Stoke were keen too. I get not selling to a team that they feel may overtake them in the table. But Spurs and Stoke are surely not competition? If they'd sold Berahino for the figures touted they could have bought players to fill areas of their squad they feel need strengthening. Clearly they don't need him playing, so if you've the opportunity to get north of £20m for what is essentially a sub, why not do it? Bonkers, especially when his contract runs out in 18months.

Love owt like that

Think we've genuinely tried, but WBA are implacable.

Saw the link, but it wasn't picked up by anybody I'd trust (not that I trust most of the rumours), so didn't think there was anything to it.

plus, cover for Elliott too!

he was better than Dummet's been, but hasn't played for ages in a Liverpool side that's consistently been pretty shit at the back.

Rumours that he's signing a new contract today?

He'll have done all right out of the contract and will likely get an international post, won't he? Man City job never feels like a long term position really.

Why?

You'd expect to be told to sod off by Everton who are playing him every week, who spent £28m on him 18 months ago and whose goal scorer burden is shouldered by Lukaku (19/50) & Barkley (9/50)? yeah I reckon they'd tell you to sod off with your £24m bid.

I'd crease up if that happened., but it's probably in our best interests that it doesn't Defoe at Bournemouth could claw them out of trouble, whereas I don't think he'll be enough to get the mackems safe.

but just because he's left doesn't mean he's coming here. Could just as well be because he's a stroppy little bellend and wasn't training with the right attitude, so they've sent him home to think about what he's done.

Berahino has left training, WBA saying he's picked up a knock. Could be (and probably is) nowt.

One of these is not like the others.. Have you seen the strop he's throwing today? https://twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/694121162268413953 Precious little ballsack