The Fish

I still feel the same about you pack of arseholes too.

No Armstrong though.

Not been on here long have you?

Big difference between the occasional typo or the omission of punctuation, and using the wrong words, though. I certainly wouldn't send a work email containing an error like that when it costs nothing to get it right. Of course, being bothered about this kind of thing has always drawn criticism. As if not caring about clarity of language is something to aspire to.

Brown bread. RIP (Always found him a bit creepy, but I suppose I find all "magicians" a bit creepy)

Lualua equalised for Pompey against us didn't he? Didn't Sir Bob say "He's hurt us" Edit - Yes he did

No one likes a show off.

Honestly, its a genuinely worthwhile follow on twitter

Bit concerning, no?

@CourtNewsUk is worth a follow for gems like this; CHELSEA, PUTNEY A raging Frenchman staged an incredible cheese fight with supermarket staff after they caught him stealing his favourite Camembert, a court heard. Battling gaul Bernard Conche, 67, used his trolley as a battering ram as terrified customers dived for cover before hurling lumps of cheese across the store. Conche had been banned from the shop before and was spotted taking boxes of Camembert at Waitrose in Kings Road, Chelsea, last November 20. When duty manager Kimberley Taynor, 31, asked the Frenchman to leave at around 2.10pm, he began mumbling incoherently and reached for the cheese in his trolley.

Lemsip would do today like.

Any Maths bods out there know how I can better calculate permutations of results? 9 events, 3 possible mutually exclusive outcomes for each. Obviously I'm talking about W,D,L. Also it doesn't matter if it's; 5xW, 2xD, 2xL or 5xW, 2xL, 2xD obviously. It's been so long since I did Permutations and Combinations, I can't for the life of me remember how to work it out, rather than manually working out each variation. I've done that and come up with 55. It'd be useful if I could punch in a formula that works out the variations though.

There's always someone worse off than you.

It's properly snidey as well "although certain individuals tell you". Also, if I'm sufficiently dissatisfied with a restaurant, or a cinema I will go and complain to the people in charge of it. And if the only time I get to do that is as part of a crowd, then sure I'll shout.

Jesus Christ, have you read this statement from Charlton AFC? That's not burning bridges, it's eradicating all life on the planet.

Yeah, it's excellent. Use it whenever me and my lass do city breaks, haven't had a bad experience yet.

Add to his absence the fact they've 4 games in 10 days ( I think) .Away to Chelsea on the Saturday then away to us on the Tuesday.

Not in a list, dear boy, no. Mind, at least I know how to use them .

People who care about proper English = titans of business, scientists, Stephen Fry, Alan Rickman (rest in peace), all the people you think are interesting and entertaining People who don't care about proper English = the orcs from Geordie Shore, Rednecks, mackems, the French and essembee Whose company would you rather keep?

He'll just straight bat everything won't he? With Keith Bishop whispering suggestions in his ear, all they'll get from him is some dry line about 'working hard with his staff to provide customers the best possible deals and his employees a fair deal'.

Don't test me Gordon.

I tried man, I really tried, but sometimes I just can't ignore it any longer and you're not a lost cause like essembee.

Oh Pirlo, I'm sorry, I've let it go as much as I can but this is asking me too much. I'm only human.

Probably saw potential in him and when his stock fell because of his poor form, they saw an opportunity to snatch a player they fancy at a reduced price. Another example of going after a bargain rather than the right player.