The Fish

Doesn't matter if he's offside or not, he should put that in the back of the net regardless.

Perez on for Tiote. Sissoko & Anita somehow avoiding the chop.

Us conceding that goal had nothing to do with those fans.

I think I'm there too.

fucking jinx

5th placed West Ham beating Palace with another Payet cracker. we signed Thauvin instead

Thank fuck for that. Offside.

Fuck.

Why?

Apparently Mitro is on the bench.

Must be injured.

Newcastle starting 11 Darlow, Janmaat, Taylor, Mbemba, Anita, Sissoko, Townsend, Shelvey, Tiote, Wijnaldum, Cisse On the bench Woodman, Sterry, Lascelles, Perez, de Jong, Riviere, Mitrovic

True, but if Southampton can lurch back into the Premier League and have genuine tilts at Europe, then I'm sure a club like Aston Villa can. For all their faults (and they are legion) they're still a big club who can trade on their history and fame much more than a club like Swansea or Stoke.

He's done so at unfashionable clubs, (laying a solid foundation) but isn't the man to take a big club back to relevance.

Where is? Scotland, Florida, Edinburgh, or the theme parks? Either way, you're not wrong.

Sounds like a nightmareish hellscape filled with tourists and fat Americans. You're scottish, right? If you like Edinburgh, you'll love it.

He's trying to find out where this music video was filmed.

Speaking of which, he's been quiet lately. Has someone pulled that partition screen shut?

I had to google her as well.

I can see the similarities...

From the Telegraph

Therein lies the rub. There's a load of people at the match who honestly think "get into them, fuck them up" is the only tactical option when things aren't going your way. Who also think the fault lies with the striker, when in truth the boy's starved of service because the manager has set up with two holding midfielders without a forward pass between them at home to a club who is quite happy to camp on their own 18yd line. Or a bloke who screams at the bench all 2nd half to bring on that young winger that he saw cross a ball once... There's clueless idiots everywhere, at least at the pub you can have the maître d' escort them off the premises.

very loosely based. It's just become a crime procedural and his quips began to grate fairly quickly.