The Fish

Don't see how him losing money is going to help us, accelerate his departure, help his employees

I can tell you where you went wrong if you like?

Why is that good?

Bloody nora, I don't think I'd be able to do that. This probably makes little sense, but I'd worry that naming it would tempt fate. fwiw I wasn't seriously saying that "them blimmin wimmin, always wanting surprises". I was just curious as it's a very definite split between the genders in my friendship group. You needn't jump in front of the King's horse or owt.

Most lads I know would want to know asap, most girls don't. Riddle me that Tits McGee!

That's what I thought, but a lot of my uni mates are either pregnant, or have recently shot one out their fanny and they all want it "to be a surprise". Might be a woman thing?

It's been said plenty already, but our fate keeps coming back to the ecision not to get shot of McClaren after the Chelsea thumping. 2 more fixtures under Rafa & we'd have stayed up.

Congrats! Loads of mates think I'm weird for wanting to know the baby's gender, whenever we have one. They say it shouldn't matter, but I'd definitely want to know. Did you and your Mrs both want to know, was there ever a disagreement that came to compromise?

I could have seen us getting a win had we gone into the game level/ahead of sunderland. Unfortunately I can see sunderland wrapping up survival against Everton on Wednesday, so I'm afraid it'll be a gutless performance with players desperate to get down that tunnel asap.

We banned Leazes Mag for this exact thing.

Didn't Mourinho have a replica medal made up for Schwarzer to recognise "his performance in training"?

Well that was a terrific read.

I CONCUR!

Would you have him back?

Charlton fans did it in protest of their ownership and I'm not sure their was any repercussions. To be honest, if on the 74th minute all of the Villa fans in Villa Park each throw a beach ball onto the pitch, we can just wait for the steward to pick them both up.

that's a bullshit link man. He's coming home to play under Rafa and WUH GONNA WIN THA LEEEEG

Oh aye, mind is elsewhere, sozzages.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/30514-game-of-thrones-spoiler-alert/?p=1193764 Most important characters are; Mopey Snow - Ned Stark's "bastard". Up at the Zombie Barrier. Just been striped up and brought back. Dragon Tits - Rightful heir to the Knifey Chair. Way off in the east learning how to become a queen. Just escaped on the back of a dragon and is now back in the hands of the Horsey Dudes. Tyrion BANTister - Son of the bloke whose family is way too fucked up. Way off in the east teaching Dragon Tits how to become a queen. Just became BFF with the Dragon Tits locked up dragons. Mopey Snow is connected to; Arya Stark - the lass who's becoming Daredevil Sansa Stark - the lass who's becoming Francis Underwood Bran Stark - the lad who's becoming Derren Brown. Dragon Tits is connected to; Basically a bunch of seedy blokes who want to get a hold of her Dragon Tits. And Tyrion who probably would if he could. Tyrion is connected to; Varys, the sneaky bloke with no balls Cersei Lannister - shagged her brother and a bunch of other people to try and get her way, recently walked through the streets all nekkid and shit. Jamie Lannister - shagged his sister, was once dead hard, now not so much. Every family that we've spent any time with and who are in the North that isn't the Starks? Arseholes. Everybody that isn't Dragon Tits or her coterie and is in the East? Arseholes Everybody in the South that isn't Bronn or Jamie Lannister? Arseholes Everybody in Pentos with the blind girl, including the blind girl? Arseholes. Davos Seahouses - sensible bloke with Mopey Snow Melisandre - Nivea's poster woman with Mopey Snow Missandei - that lass off Hollyoaks with Dragon Tits Grey Worm - the bloke that would love to bonk that lass of Hollyoaks, but he's got no junk. Hope that helps.

It's honestly not difficult to follow. You can get through the books pretty quickly if you need further help though. Comely, I think. I think the R+L=J is pretty much canon now.

Wanna bet?

Can someone pop round to CT's and make sure he's ok?

Bloody Hell mate, I hope you haven't got any wolves nearby. Couple of huffs and puffs and you're fucked.