The Fish

You weren't this rude last Thursday while we shared a drink with Kathy Burke and her accomplice.

Buy cheap train tickets, book cheap hotels, arrange to meet friends who live near to an away day?

Fancy him to pull a sicky with the old "yeah, I'm not well, I've been up all night, not good no... Think it might have been the prawns I had last night"?

Don't test me Roboplop

You're lazy. Too lazy to string a couple of thoughts together, it seems

Market's changed a lot since we were last down there. I wouldn't mind spending around £10m on a player if he was able to not only perform in the Championship, but could also make the step up.

Discretion being the better part of valour?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulfletcher/2009/06/secrets_of_the_fixture_compute.html

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34955-transfer-rumours-thread/?p=1410030

Agree that Mahrez is, but not sure Vardy is a typical Wenger purchase.

Gemmill and Wykiki been on the sauce together?

I wouldn't spend £20m+ on Vardy, or however much they'll demand for Mahrez. Arsenal's problems aren't up front, it is (as it has been for years under Wenger) the defence and central midfield area that's the problem. A busy grafting striker who can finish is a good thing to have, but Giroud, Sanchez, Ozil et al can score enough goals to get them attacking the league, a solid centre would mean they wouldn't wilt after Christmas though.

You wouldn't have managed to get that far if that page didn't refresh automatically.

Well, I guess it's past the yardarm somewhere...

She also chose Shallow Grave...

This can only end well.

Of course it's fake man, have you seen the state of the picture on the front page?

Definitely don't think Bamford is the kind of player we should be spending north of £10m on. Yes, he's scored goals in the Championship, but he hasn't in the Premier League and surely we should be planning for the top flight? I'd have no problem picking up a reliable old hand for buttons, it makes sense. Throwing big money at Bamford (or Anichebe?!) is senseless imo, at least Kodjia might have the ability to make the step up. But essentially if Mitrovic is 1st choice we either need a strike partner, or a player happy to play from the bench; like Perez and Armstrong?

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-on-twitter.1236563/

Nigh on impossible to say where the chant started.

Well this day just keeps getting better.

Point is, I'd take stupid money, £15m isn't stupid enough.

Just signed a new deal, Rafa likes him, if he goes it'll be for stupid money.

I think we can all see why...