The Fish

devastated I missed this flounce.

I know I do.

Don't you think there's going to be further austerity measures anyway? At least if they split from the Union it'll be measures from people who actually represent them.

I didn't know if he had actually voted Leave or not. I know that he often takes a contrarian view on here, but a lot of the time I dismiss his posts as attention seeking. My point was if I was Rupert Murdoch or whomever, I'd be scouring the land for young, engaged, affable voters to wheel in front of my pro-Leave media machine.

Not yet heard a Leaver with a rational argument for why they voted that way. The ones on the news have said "It's an immigration thing".

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He'll take PMQs in his dressing gown, bowl of rice crispies on his belly, playing candy crush as he half pays attention to whatever Corbyn is mumbling about.

These are the people we've entrusted our futures to.. fuck me democracy is a shitshow isn't it?

I'm way too hungover to understand that. Wait, it's that mental cult in the states isn't it?

I'm definitely having kids and training them in survival skills and combat so that they're suitably prepared to look after me after the inevitable collapse of society.

Like most on here I was quietly confident because the bubble I live in was 100% remain. This is fuckstorm and makes me very worried about my future and any kids I may have. But at least them funny brown people won't force me to eat straight bananas or something.

Fuck me, I'm hanging.

We can hope.

Mackems basically voted Leave because Rafa's Spanish.

Does anybody know anything about Cellino beyond him being a bad owner? Is he as contemptible outside of club ownership as Ashley is? What facets of our club would you like their opinions on? I mean, I'll ask about the comparison between Cellino and Ashley obviously, but do you care what they think about our relationship with Pardew? basically if I go in with those fairly mundane usual questions or with blatantly antagonistic questions, it'll be boring as fuck for me to do and for you to read.

These have, on the whole, been tremendously helpful.

It's been an incredible tournament for goals in the dying minutes. A few days ago the Guardian said that 30% of the tournament's goals came in the 85th minute or later.

They'll be gone if Brexit win out.

I'm not serious. But anticipate similarly outlandish posts from me today, we've finished with work for the day and are using discussions about "expanding our footprint in the US", "What is 'Craft'?" and "getting the most from the new platform" to disguise the fact we've already started getting shit faced. They're doing that while I sit at my desk, dick about on the internet and pretend to be preparing for my absence tomorrow.

Taylor, Colo, Riviere and de Jong all signed new contracts?

Same here, but I know some right arseholes.

fuggedaboutit