The Fish

He's not got the fastest acceleration, but decent when he gets going. Hopefully Pope stays fit.

He's got a great range of passing to be honest. Good at passing through the lines. Big fucker too. And if we're getting him for no fee, that's tickety boo.

Tats the way to do it.

Klopp gone, plus Chelsea, Man Utd maybe changing manager again. If Guardiola's going that blows the top of the league open for the chaos to reign. Arteta and Howe sharing knowing smirks as Emery and Ange persist with a suicidal high line. Everton relegated for financial irregularities. 24/25 sewn up nicely.

I don't like it. But it's not on my arm or my son's arm, so

So, essentially every slasher movie ever?

Yeah, like Gloomy says, to sell to a domestic opponent we'd need enough money to replace him (either directly or in the aggregate), enough money to ensure we don't look like soft touches and enough money to placate the fans. Bruno isn't just our best player, he's a symbol of the new Newcastle, he's adored by the fans, and by extension the owners and execs get credit for him. Sell him to a PL club and all that disappears.

Rashford? I mean, where would you play him? Gordon owns that position.

Bet you didn't know Ferry across the Mersey is really a County Durham classic? Original went "Ferry, across the shit stream" Same as Sweet Home Alabama, which was originally Sweet Home Pelaw Marra.

You don't get my crown by talking about shit You talk shit. There's a difference, it's subtle, but it's there.

Can't say that I'm dying to meet him

You've either entered the Squid Game or you've finally found someone interested in buying corpses?

Aye it's just the professional grouch schtick. As if a team that, since the takeover has progressed deep into the domestic cup competitions, and didn't embarrass themselves in the Champions League, is going anywhere but up. Especially given our backing. He's just a bitter old cunt.

Her type are normally delivered to a pasture packed in tight in a livestock lorry

I've seen cephalopod with more backbone. Drank a Shirley Temple with more spirit. Watched a darts match with more balls. You're like a shiver waiting for a spine.

A mystery unravelin'

In a restaurant, yeah. Takeaways? Not so much.

Genuinely think we've a very good chance of 6th now. Can't see them beating Arsenal and I can see them dropping more points as Ten Hag spends most of his remaining weeks looking for things to spend his pay-off on.

I do, unless something happens to dramatically alter the likelihood of a win. E.g. Martinez going off injured and Olsen replacing him. Olsen cannot play like Martinez, just like Dubravka cannot play like Pope. Couple that with the individual quality in the Chelsea side, Emery's intractable adherence to that suicidal high line and of course, the Genocide Discretion is the better part of valor. Cashing out was genius. If I listened to you I wouldn't be browsing for a new amp.

I think, because of your unbearable hubris, you should top up my winnings.

Theyre 33% of the way there.

Honestly looks like a screen grab from a FIFA game. Also he's saying

Had a Villa win as part of my ACCA, cashed out as soon I saw that Martinez went off injured. Villa mate says their deputy is "a fucking liability".