The Fish

Rashford? I mean, where would you play him? Gordon owns that position.

Bet you didn't know Ferry across the Mersey is really a County Durham classic? Original went "Ferry, across the shit stream" Same as Sweet Home Alabama, which was originally Sweet Home Pelaw Marra.

You don't get my crown by talking about shit You talk shit. There's a difference, it's subtle, but it's there.

Can't say that I'm dying to meet him

You've either entered the Squid Game or you've finally found someone interested in buying corpses?

Aye it's just the professional grouch schtick. As if a team that, since the takeover has progressed deep into the domestic cup competitions, and didn't embarrass themselves in the Champions League, is going anywhere but up. Especially given our backing. He's just a bitter old cunt.

Her type are normally delivered to a pasture packed in tight in a livestock lorry

I've seen cephalopod with more backbone. Drank a Shirley Temple with more spirit. Watched a darts match with more balls. You're like a shiver waiting for a spine.

A mystery unravelin'

In a restaurant, yeah. Takeaways? Not so much.

Genuinely think we've a very good chance of 6th now. Can't see them beating Arsenal and I can see them dropping more points as Ten Hag spends most of his remaining weeks looking for things to spend his pay-off on.

I do, unless something happens to dramatically alter the likelihood of a win. E.g. Martinez going off injured and Olsen replacing him. Olsen cannot play like Martinez, just like Dubravka cannot play like Pope. Couple that with the individual quality in the Chelsea side, Emery's intractable adherence to that suicidal high line and of course, the Genocide Discretion is the better part of valor. Cashing out was genius. If I listened to you I wouldn't be browsing for a new amp.

I think, because of your unbearable hubris, you should top up my winnings.

Theyre 33% of the way there.

Honestly looks like a screen grab from a FIFA game. Also he's saying

Had a Villa win as part of my ACCA, cashed out as soon I saw that Martinez went off injured. Villa mate says their deputy is "a fucking liability".

"I know we're in a nothing game" "Wonder what the issue is?" He's so close to figuring it out.

Not really his fault, the midfield haven't any kind of grip on the game

Youth team members often go to stadiums with the first team squad, so there's no guarantee that these two players were actually in the named match day squad.

Something like 160 votes won it for the Lib Dems last time, so I'll definitely be doing my part. Already voted Burnham for Mayor and Lib Dem for council. Postal vote because I'm not putting any faith in my awareness of what day is voting day.

Yeah, I don't see the problem, really. He's one of the few non-absolutelyfucking-vital players that we could get decent money for. Plus he must be one of the better paid players?

Any kind of Europe would be an excellent return on this season and with the games we have left, we've got a good shot at it. Plus, even though I don't get to go to games much (if at all) playing some random Latvian team is tonnes of fun.