The Fish

Their mouths were probably flooding with saliva as they do when you're about to throw up.

She's a career politician.

Love what? RTG? Nope, it's just busy, that's all. There's a few decent posters on there, but they often get drowned out by the others who're invariably called 5 in a row FTM, smellymags or the like. I do enjoy it when someone with a moniker similar to those calls me obsessed. I can post the most innocuous sentence and there'll be a hoary host screaming into their keyboards "FUCK OFF MAG!! FTM" as if that will, in any way, make me less likely to post.

Hangovers in your mid 30s aren't sunshine and gudrops either to be fair. Was out for a friends 30th, her family is Irish and fuck me can they keep a party going. 3am and an 80yr old is still dancing about with the girls in their late 20s/early 30s. (I was leaning against the wall, pretending to drink Jamesons with the Uncles on the terrace )

Genuinely moving that, to be fair.

Christ alive. Where've they pulled that nonsense from?

The latter bit makes sense to me, but I don't understand the first bit. I couldn't give a toss what gender the Ghostbusters are, as long as it's funny. Which, unfortunately it sounds like it isn't. Bear in mind Ghostbusters will be getting panned by 40yr old virgins before they see it, terrified that it's going to ruin their childhood... somehow. (and to be fair it's not been well received by critics I respect too). (not saying DK is one of the virgin btw)

Really?

Happy Birthday for then mate

A bit about Jamaal Lascelles in Nowhere Men by Michael Calvin

RIP Lads Credit to the social media arm of NUFC, obviously got a few of the team who've twitter accounts to put something up in respect. Nice touch.

The Chronicle could afford gold plated toilets if they just printed an article quoting some of the myths from RTG every week. If it's clickbait for mackems and the mackems are daft enough to keep clicking it, doesn't the fault lie with them?

Might be better if I ask an author/editor of a fanzine? Cut down on the arsehole replies at least.

Not sure if i'm going to bother. Doesn't seem to be the same amount of interest. Might be worthwhile later in pre-season, but maybe not.

Didn't come to your forum as Google doesn't have it on the 1st page Big club debates are pretty pointless given every fan base will weight one factor more than others to best fit their own team. I understand why plenty of fans are bothered about it though; it keeps their team relevant whether or not they're competing for honours.

Seeing that photo of him involved in the archery had me expecting some kind of fletching accident to be honest. A football based injury is quite mundane to be honest.

They were ghosts the whole time.

How does this shit count as journalism now? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/07/15/england-under-sam-allardyce-an-imagined-timeline-of-his-reign/ Essentially somebody has come up with an "hilarious" projection of the future if Allardyce gets the England job, including references to gravy and the reanimated corpse of Nat Lofthouse. I mean, it's great that it'll no doubt annoy the mackems, but the standard of journalism these days is lamentable.

Aye I saw that He's missed 62 games for us and I'm assuming that doesn't include the game that he's technically available for, but not "match fit"

Bournemouth signed Ibe (who we were linked with) for £15m. Kante to Chelsea looks likely to complete soon too. £30m

Don't test me, dimpleprick.