The Fish

He retweeted this tweet from Gamez, might just be agents who're connected to existing Newcastle players?

No idea, but if you're keen on it and can stomach the hassle I'd have thought it'd be easy enough to email that Yorkshiremags site, set up a twitter account, see if there's any interest and contact groups like and the like? There's at least 3 lads on here who live in the North West (to my knowledge) who might be interested in sharing cars/train carriages/single beds in rank accommodation?

http://www.sporcle.com/games/pitchorneirda/english-yoyo-teams

Where'd you see this?

The Austrians... well, probably best to leave what the Austrians do to their kids well alone.

Might be too much of an arseache, but why not start it up again?

Google is your friend. http://www.yorkshiremags.com/about.html

Doesn't she say somewhere in that video that she thinks "normal" parenting is a form of neglect? As that bloke on twitter says; In.The.Sea.

Did you listen to Bob Mortimer on Richard Herring's podcast? Said that he basically forgot to get the house buyers to sign a specific form and because of that they could have walked away with the house for nowt. He got his mate to dress sharp, put on a bowler hat (if I remember correctly) go round and get the couple to sign a "survey". Found it after a remarkably lucky random click on the youtube slider thingy https://youtu.be/PwyUf0OlBsM?t=1213 It was a trilby not a bowler hat. Why the fuck would it be a Bowler hat? He didn't work for Dawes Tomes Mousley Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank in London.

That works, but in future if you drop the figures into column A then type =A1/2 in B1 and double click the bottom right of cell B1 it'll automatically fill that column with the numbers from column A divided by 2. That way if you need to do it again at some point, you can paste the new figures into column A and column B will update with the new figures divided by 2.

Fucking letting agencies! We've moved out of our flat and they're trying to say we didn't ask permission before getting shot of the knackered bed. There've been 3 morons managing our account and yet there clearly hasn't been a proper handover between any of them. We've had to put up with damp, mould damage, faulty extractor fans, a fucked dishwasher, faulty sewage pipes, a flooded living room, faulty security light, and a cracked window. and they're twisting on because they can't find evidence that one of their predecessors agreed to us getting shot of the bed. The two girls lost well over a grand's worth of clothes/bags/shoes and bed linen each, it was at the start of the wet months when the mould would be at it's worst and so we sought legal advice. They thought we had a good case for getting most if not all of that back because we could prove that the landlord was advised by damp experts to provide better ventilation and at least install an air brick. We were instead given a dehumidifier and advised to "open a window". Honestly are there any "agents" who aren't cunts? Estate, Letting, Recruitment, Football, Secret... they're all tossbags.

Fairly certain you can't do that. You can put something in A1 and B1 will automatically divide it by 2, but you can't type something in A1 and have A1 show that number divided by 2.

No idea, they've an ex-military bloke who has made it his mission to follow me around, demand I answer questions, calls me names that I think he believes will bother me and seems only able to have a debate if he misrepresents my position... Remind you of anyone in particular?

Not having that like. It was Yohan Cabaye, not some young kid coming through the ranks like Ferguson, Lua Lua, etc. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I've picked some stickers in my time; Gavilán, Campbell, etc, but I can't remember CT spotting talent yet.

Aye I saw that, and after looking at pictures most of the afternoon the Botanist might be a little too trendy for them. Although I'd love to see my mam patiently wait for the plate that's supposed to come with her Fish and Chips and my Dad flip the table when the waiter hipstersplains that it's supposed to come in a wooden fruit box...

I can go on for much, much longer if you'd like?

Course he has.

No I don't.

They're livid I'm on there. Why don't they just ignore me?

But aye, that's ridiculous, I expected it to be the two players pushing their heads together and whatnot.

Perfect, cheers HF

ta Don't need to be, no. But we're in a healthy position and we could/should use that to buy the squad that will give us the best shot of promotion and serve as the bones of the squad that will keep us up. If we could, I'd try and get Leeds' fullback.

No, I heard it was a tussle at the end of the game, raised voices and handbags?